General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains Presents...Week 3: I am Crazy...and you know what else...?

Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs featuring William Cutting

“You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!”

QB: K Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints

Gotham City’s Jokers

“You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other. You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.”

QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, D Sproles
WR: Steve Smith, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona

Omar’s Coming


Omar Little: That wasn't no attempt murder.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: What was it, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all.
[Jury laughs]
Omar Little: Fixed it up so he couldn't sit right.
[Judge chuckles]
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: Why'd you shoot Mike-Mike in his, um, hind parts, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: Let's say we had a disagreement.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: A disagreement over?
Omar Little: Well, you see, Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slingin' and the money he was makin' from slingin' it. I thought otherwise.

QB: J Russel, B. Griese
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers

Sir Edward and the Longshanks

King’s Advisor: An Excellent Idea Sire
Longhshanks: (sharply) Is it?

QB: Frerotte, Cassel
RB: Edge, Rice
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags

Bishop: You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about Steel. I don't give a *fuck* about Raheem, either. I don't give a fuck about myself.



QB: Collins, O’Sullivan
RB: Jackson, Sproles
WR: TJ Housh, Wes Welker, Steve Smith
TE: Miller
ST: Koch
Coach: Jags
O-Line: Broncos
LB: Willis
DL: Tuck
DB: Mike Brown