General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents...Week 4: R.I.P.

Crank Dat John Rooney



"There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven."

QB:O'Sullivan, Orton
RB: Marshawn Lynch, Sproles
WR:Braylon Edwards, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, Robert Meachem
TE:Kellen Winslow
ST:S. Koch
DL:Glen Dorsey
LB:DJ WIlliams
DB:Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Saints

Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting
“We hold in our hearts the memory of our fallen brothers whose blood stains the very streets we walk today. Also on this night we pay tribute to the leader of our enemies, an honorable man, who crossed over bravely, fighting for what he believed in. To defeat my enemy, I extinguish his life, and consume him as I consume these flames. In honor of Priest Vallon.”

QB: Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints

Gotham City’s Jokers
to Det. Stephens] “Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”

QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, D Sproles
WR: Steve Smith, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona


Omar’s Coming
“You still don't get it, do you? This ain't about your money, bro. Your boy gave you up. That's right. And we ain't had to torture his ass neither!”

QB: J Russel, B. Griese
RB: Slaton, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers

Sir Edward and the Longshanks
“Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead... just as good.”
QB: Rosenfels, Cassel
RB: Edge, Rice
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags