Week 1 Crank Dat John Herod:Gettin dat Money
John Herod: All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven't got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies! (shoots gunfighter.) Your gunfighter's dead. Old news.
QB: PENNINGTON, V. YOUNG
RB: STEPHEN JACKSON, EDGERRIN JAMES
WR: TERREL OWENS, RANDY MOSS, MUSHIN
TE: SHOCKEY
ST: D COLQUITT
O-Line: PATRIOTS
DL: DWIGHT FREENEY
LB: KARLOS DANSBY
DB: ANTRELLE ROLLE
Coaching Staff: ARIZONA
Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting
[as a man is about to be hung]
Bill: That's a fine locket. I'll give you a dollar for it.
Arthur: It was me mother's...
Bill: Dollar and a half?
QB: V Young, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints
Gotham City’s Jokers
“And...here… we...go!”
QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, Deuce
WR: Devin Hester, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona
Omar’s Coming
State's Atty. Ilene Nathan: Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for eight or nine years and live to tell about it?
Omar: Day at a time I suppose?
QB: J Russel, T. Smith
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers
Sir Edward and the Longshanks
“Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing”
QB: Rosenfels, Leinart
RB: Edge, Fargas
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags
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