Most Points Lineup
Garrard Matt Ryan
Reggie Bush Ladainian
Vincent Jackson Kevin Walter Ocho Cinco
Chris Cooley
Maynard
Chargers Line
Chargers Coach
Peppers
Bullock
Polamalu
Sunday, September 28, 2008
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents...Week 4: R.I.P.
Crank Dat John Rooney
"There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven."
QB:O'Sullivan, Orton
RB: Marshawn Lynch, Sproles
WR:Braylon Edwards, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, Robert Meachem
TE:Kellen Winslow
ST:S. Koch
DL:Glen Dorsey
LB:DJ WIlliams
DB:Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Saints
Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting
“We hold in our hearts the memory of our fallen brothers whose blood stains the very streets we walk today. Also on this night we pay tribute to the leader of our enemies, an honorable man, who crossed over bravely, fighting for what he believed in. To defeat my enemy, I extinguish his life, and consume him as I consume these flames. In honor of Priest Vallon.”
QB: Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints
Gotham City’s Jokers
to Det. Stephens] “Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”
QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, D Sproles
WR: Steve Smith, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona
Omar’s Coming
“You still don't get it, do you? This ain't about your money, bro. Your boy gave you up. That's right. And we ain't had to torture his ass neither!”
QB: J Russel, B. Griese
RB: Slaton, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers
Sir Edward and the Longshanks
“Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead... just as good.”
QB: Rosenfels, Cassel
RB: Edge, Rice
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags
"There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven."
QB:O'Sullivan, Orton
RB: Marshawn Lynch, Sproles
WR:Braylon Edwards, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, Robert Meachem
TE:Kellen Winslow
ST:S. Koch
DL:Glen Dorsey
LB:DJ WIlliams
DB:Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Saints
Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting
“We hold in our hearts the memory of our fallen brothers whose blood stains the very streets we walk today. Also on this night we pay tribute to the leader of our enemies, an honorable man, who crossed over bravely, fighting for what he believed in. To defeat my enemy, I extinguish his life, and consume him as I consume these flames. In honor of Priest Vallon.”
QB: Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints
Gotham City’s Jokers
to Det. Stephens] “Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”
QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, D Sproles
WR: Steve Smith, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona
Omar’s Coming
“You still don't get it, do you? This ain't about your money, bro. Your boy gave you up. That's right. And we ain't had to torture his ass neither!”
QB: J Russel, B. Griese
RB: Slaton, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers
Sir Edward and the Longshanks
“Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead... just as good.”
QB: Rosenfels, Cassel
RB: Edge, Rice
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags
Friday, September 26, 2008
Scores week 3
Heads Up Scores
Ima Ikem 128.84 VS Cherry A139.94
IKEM Legend 155.22 VS Cherry B 149.78
Ikem III: Revolutions 132.26 VS Cherry C 147.6
Live Free or Get IKED 116.32 VS Cherry D 191.08
Bill the Buther's Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 114.43 VS Fuck You, Pay Me176.32
Gotham City's Jokers 140.48 VS Here Comes the Pain 163.38
Omar's Coming186.88 VS Say Hello to my Lil Fren 89.38
Sir Edward and the Longhsanks 123.12 VS Sleeps with the Fishes 127
Most Points standings
IKEM Futbol Club 132.16 - 462.98
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains 196.7- 498.48
Terror Squad 193.34 - 534.32
Cherry 169.3 - 563.38
Most wins standings
Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 1-2
Gotham City's Jokers 0-3
Omar's Coming 2-1
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 1-2
Ima Ikem 1-2
I KEM LEGEND 2-1
Ikem III: Revolutions 0-3
Live free or get Iked 1-2
Fuck you Pay me 3-0
Here comes the Pain 3-0
Say hello to my lil fren 1-2
Sleeps with the fishes 1-2
Cherry A 1-2
Cherry B 1-2
Cherry C 3-0
Cherry D 3-0
Ima Ikem 128.84 VS Cherry A139.94
IKEM Legend 155.22 VS Cherry B 149.78
Ikem III: Revolutions 132.26 VS Cherry C 147.6
Live Free or Get IKED 116.32 VS Cherry D 191.08
Bill the Buther's Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 114.43 VS Fuck You, Pay Me176.32
Gotham City's Jokers 140.48 VS Here Comes the Pain 163.38
Omar's Coming186.88 VS Say Hello to my Lil Fren 89.38
Sir Edward and the Longhsanks 123.12 VS Sleeps with the Fishes 127
Most Points standings
IKEM Futbol Club 132.16 - 462.98
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains 196.7- 498.48
Terror Squad 193.34 - 534.32
Cherry 169.3 - 563.38
Most wins standings
Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 1-2
Gotham City's Jokers 0-3
Omar's Coming 2-1
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 1-2
Ima Ikem 1-2
I KEM LEGEND 2-1
Ikem III: Revolutions 0-3
Live free or get Iked 1-2
Fuck you Pay me 3-0
Here comes the Pain 3-0
Say hello to my lil fren 1-2
Sleeps with the fishes 1-2
Cherry A 1-2
Cherry B 1-2
Cherry C 3-0
Cherry D 3-0
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Most Points
QB: Derek Anderson, Kurt Warner
RB: Chris Perry, Jones-Drew
WR: Anquan Boldin, Javon Walker, Isaac Bruce
TE: Daniels
HC: Broncos
Spt: Lechler
OLine: Bengals
DL: Aaron Kampman
LB: Kirk Morrison
DB: Cortland
RB: Chris Perry, Jones-Drew
WR: Anquan Boldin, Javon Walker, Isaac Bruce
TE: Daniels
HC: Broncos
Spt: Lechler
OLine: Bengals
DL: Aaron Kampman
LB: Kirk Morrison
DB: Cortland
Sunday, September 21, 2008
IKEM - Wk. 3
| QB | Ewards |
| QB | Rivers |
| RB | Gore |
| RB | J. Jones |
| WR | Plaxico |
| WR | Chambers |
| WR | Ward |
| TE | Clark |
| Off. Line | Cardinals |
| ST | Gotowski |
| DL | vanden bosch |
| LB | urlacher |
| DB | c. harris |
| COACH | Patiots |
| Ima Ikem | |
| QB | Eli |
| QB | Garcia |
| RB | J. Jones |
| RB | S. Young |
| WR | plaxico |
| WR | porter |
| WR | crayton |
| TE | d.lee |
| Off. Line | browns |
| ST | kaeding |
| DL | vanden bosch |
| LB | beason |
| DB | harper |
| COACH | chargers |
| I KEM LEGEND | |
| QB | Palmer |
| QB | Favre |
| RB | Parker |
| RB | L. White |
| WR | ward |
| WR | bowe |
| WR | mason |
| TE | algae |
| Off. Line | texans |
| ST | folk |
| DL | and carter |
| LB | brackett |
| DB | bigby |
| COACH | cowboys |
| Ikem III - Revolutions | |
| QB | Edwards |
| QB | Rivers |
| RB | Addai |
| RB | Graham |
| WR | holt |
| WR | chambers |
| WR | gaffney |
| TE | watson |
| Off. Line | cardinals |
| ST | vinatieri |
| DL | trent cole |
| LB | fletcher |
| DB | landry |
| COACH | colts |
| Ikem III - Revolutions | Live Free or Get IKED | |||
| QB | Edwards | QB | Peyton | |
| QB | Rivers | QB | Hassleback | |
| RB | Addai | RB | Gore | |
| RB | Graham | RB | Barber | |
| WR | holt | WR | wayne | |
| WR | chambers | WR | jennings | |
| WR | gaffney | WR | evans | |
| TE | watson | TE | clark | |
| Off. Line | cardinals | Off. Line | steelers | |
| ST | vinatieri | ST | gotowski | |
| DL | trent cole | DL | will smith | |
| LB | fletcher | LB | urlacher | |
| DB | landry | DB | c. harris | |
| COACH | colts | COACH | patriots | |
Week 3
Pickups: Deshawn Jackson (Sub in for N. Burleson on team 2)
Most Points Lineup
Matt Ryan, Joe Flacco
Jacobs, Chris Johnson
Roddy White, Deshawn Jackson, Vincent Jackson
Schleffer
Jags Line
Holmgren
Kerney
Peterson
M Lewis
R Gould
Saturday, September 20, 2008
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains Presents...Week 3: I am Crazy...and you know what else...?
Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs featuring William Cutting
“You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!”
QB: K Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints
Gotham City’s Jokers
“You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other. You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.”
QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, D Sproles
WR: Steve Smith, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona
Omar’s Coming
Omar Little: That wasn't no attempt murder.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: What was it, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all.
[Jury laughs]
Omar Little: Fixed it up so he couldn't sit right.
[Judge chuckles]
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: Why'd you shoot Mike-Mike in his, um, hind parts, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: Let's say we had a disagreement.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: A disagreement over?
Omar Little: Well, you see, Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slingin' and the money he was makin' from slingin' it. I thought otherwise.
QB: J Russel, B. Griese
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers
Sir Edward and the Longshanks
King’s Advisor: An Excellent Idea Sire
Longhshanks: (sharply) Is it?
QB: Frerotte, Cassel
RB: Edge, Rice
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags
Bishop: You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about Steel. I don't give a *fuck* about Raheem, either. I don't give a fuck about myself.
QB: Collins, O’Sullivan
RB: Jackson, Sproles
WR: TJ Housh, Wes Welker, Steve Smith
TE: Miller
ST: Koch
Coach: Jags
O-Line: Broncos
LB: Willis
DL: Tuck
DB: Mike Brown
“You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!”
QB: K Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints
Gotham City’s Jokers
“You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other. You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.”
QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, D Sproles
WR: Steve Smith, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona
Omar’s Coming
Omar Little: That wasn't no attempt murder.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: What was it, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all.
[Jury laughs]
Omar Little: Fixed it up so he couldn't sit right.
[Judge chuckles]
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: Why'd you shoot Mike-Mike in his, um, hind parts, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: Let's say we had a disagreement.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: A disagreement over?
Omar Little: Well, you see, Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slingin' and the money he was makin' from slingin' it. I thought otherwise.
QB: J Russel, B. Griese
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers
Sir Edward and the Longshanks
King’s Advisor: An Excellent Idea Sire
Longhshanks: (sharply) Is it?
QB: Frerotte, Cassel
RB: Edge, Rice
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags
Bishop: You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about Steel. I don't give a *fuck* about Raheem, either. I don't give a fuck about myself.
QB: Collins, O’Sullivan
RB: Jackson, Sproles
WR: TJ Housh, Wes Welker, Steve Smith
TE: Miller
ST: Koch
Coach: Jags
O-Line: Broncos
LB: Willis
DL: Tuck
DB: Mike Brown
Week 2 scores
Heads up scores
Fuck You Pay me 153.84 vs Bill the Butcher's Five Burroughs featuring William Cutting 130.5
Here Comes the Pain 190 Vs Gotham City's Jokers 149.52
Say Hello to my lil fren 123.84 vs Omar's Coming 123.35
Sleeps with the Fishes 95.94 vs Sir Edward and the Longshanks 134.12
Ima Ikem 98.4 Vs Cherry A 71.42
I Kem Legend 104.9 Vs Cherry B 185.32
Ikem III: Revolutions 161.78 Vs Cherry C 174.34
Live free or Get IKED 175.5 Vs Cherry D 211.72
Most Points standings
IKEM Futbol Club 149.12 - 330.82
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains 132.94 - 301.78
Terror Squad 196.22 - 340.98
Cherry 141.74 - 394.08
Most wins standings
Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 1-1
Gotham City's Jokers 0-2
Omar's Coming 1-1
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 1-1
Ima Ikem 1-1
I KEM LEGEND 1-1
Ikem III: Revolutions 0-2
Live free or get Iked 1-1
Fuck you Pay me 2-0
Here comes the Pain 2-0
Say hello to my lil fren 1-1
Sleeps with the fishes 0-2
Cherry A 0-2
Cherry B 1-1
Cherry C 2-0
Cherry D 2-0
Fuck You Pay me 153.84 vs Bill the Butcher's Five Burroughs featuring William Cutting 130.5
Here Comes the Pain 190 Vs Gotham City's Jokers 149.52
Say Hello to my lil fren 123.84 vs Omar's Coming 123.35
Sleeps with the Fishes 95.94 vs Sir Edward and the Longshanks 134.12
Ima Ikem 98.4 Vs Cherry A 71.42
I Kem Legend 104.9 Vs Cherry B 185.32
Ikem III: Revolutions 161.78 Vs Cherry C 174.34
Live free or Get IKED 175.5 Vs Cherry D 211.72
Most Points standings
IKEM Futbol Club 149.12 - 330.82
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains 132.94 - 301.78
Terror Squad 196.22 - 340.98
Cherry 141.74 - 394.08
Most wins standings
Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 1-1
Gotham City's Jokers 0-2
Omar's Coming 1-1
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 1-1
Ima Ikem 1-1
I KEM LEGEND 1-1
Ikem III: Revolutions 0-2
Live free or get Iked 1-1
Fuck you Pay me 2-0
Here comes the Pain 2-0
Say hello to my lil fren 1-1
Sleeps with the fishes 0-2
Cherry A 0-2
Cherry B 1-1
Cherry C 2-0
Cherry D 2-0
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
I'll Make Him An Offer He Can't Refuse
QB: Kitna, Warner
RB: LJ, Michael Turner
WR: B. Marshall, Anquan, Calvin Johnson
TE: Marcedes Lewis
SPT: lechler
O-Line: Detroit
HC: Titans
DL: Kearse
LB: Donnie Edwards
DB: Nate Clements
RB: LJ, Michael Turner
WR: B. Marshall, Anquan, Calvin Johnson
TE: Marcedes Lewis
SPT: lechler
O-Line: Detroit
HC: Titans
DL: Kearse
LB: Donnie Edwards
DB: Nate Clements
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Cherry's most points team
Campbell, Cutler
Jacobs, A Pete
Santonio, Berrian, Ocho Cinco
LJ Smith
Vikings
Andy lee
Seahawks
Peppers
Peterson
Polamalu
Jacobs, A Pete
Santonio, Berrian, Ocho Cinco
LJ Smith
Vikings
Andy lee
Seahawks
Peppers
Peterson
Polamalu
Ikem: Wk. 2
Forgive the rushed look of this week's line-up:
(ass-bustin' is my primary concern - pause)
IKEM (Most Points)
Ima Ikem (team 1)
I KEM LEGEND!!! (team 2)
Ikem Revolutions (team 3)
Live Free or GET IKED (team 4)
(ass-bustin' is my primary concern - pause)
IKEM (Most Points)
| QB | Palmer |
| QB | Hassleback |
| RB | Parker |
| RB | j. jones, sea |
| WR | jennings |
| WR | Ward |
| WR | bowe |
| TE | clark |
| Off. Line | Steelers |
| ST | folk |
| DL | and carter |
| LB | brackett |
| DB | c. harris |
| COACH | patriots |
Ima Ikem (team 1)
| QB | Eli |
| QB | Garcia |
| RB | Lewis |
| RB | J. Jones |
| WR | plaxico |
| WR | porter |
| WR | crayton |
| TE | d.lee |
| Off. Line | browns |
| ST | kaeding |
| DL | vanden bosch |
| LB | beason |
| DB | harper |
| COACH | chargers |
I KEM LEGEND!!! (team 2)
| QB | Palmer |
| QB | Favre |
| RB | Parker |
| RB | L. White |
| WR | ward |
| WR | bowe |
| WR | bry. Johnson |
| TE | algae |
| Off. Line | texans |
| ST | folk |
| DL | and carter |
| LB | brackett |
| DB | bigby |
| COACH | cowboys |
Ikem Revolutions (team 3)
| QB | trent edwards |
| QB | Rivers |
| RB | Addai |
| RB | Graham |
| WR | holt |
| WR | chambers |
| WR | gaffney |
| TE | watson |
| Off. Line | cardinals |
| ST | vinatieri |
| DL | trent cole |
| LB | fletcher |
| DB | landry |
| COACH | colts |
Live Free or GET IKED (team 4)
| QB | Peyton |
| QB | Hassleback |
| RB | Gore |
| RB | Barber |
| WR | wayne |
| WR | jennings |
| WR | evans |
| TE | clark |
| Off. Line | steelers |
| ST | gotowski |
| DL | will smith |
| LB | urlacher |
| DB | c. harris |
| COACH | patriots |
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents...Week 2: Life's too precious
Crank Dat Mitch Leary
"What did happen to you that day? Only one agent reacted to the gunfire, and you were closer to Kennedy than he was. You must have looked up at the window of the Texas Book Depository, but you didn't react. Late at night, when the demons come, do you see the rifle coming out of that window, or do you see Kennedy's head being blown apart? If you'd reacted to that first shot, could you have gotten there in time to stop the big bullet? And if you had - that could've been your head being blown apart. Do you wish you'd succeeded, Frank? Or is life too precious?"
QB: Jamarcus Russel, Brian Griese
RB: Ryan Grant, EDGERRIN JAMES
WR: Marvin Harrison, David Patten, MUSHIN
TE: Heath
ST: Koenen
O-Line: PATRIOTS
DL: Justin Tuck
LB: Nick Barnett
DB: Bob Sanders
Coaching Staff: ARIZONA
"What did happen to you that day? Only one agent reacted to the gunfire, and you were closer to Kennedy than he was. You must have looked up at the window of the Texas Book Depository, but you didn't react. Late at night, when the demons come, do you see the rifle coming out of that window, or do you see Kennedy's head being blown apart? If you'd reacted to that first shot, could you have gotten there in time to stop the big bullet? And if you had - that could've been your head being blown apart. Do you wish you'd succeeded, Frank? Or is life too precious?"
QB: Jamarcus Russel, Brian Griese
RB: Ryan Grant, EDGERRIN JAMES
WR: Marvin Harrison, David Patten, MUSHIN
TE: Heath
ST: Koenen
O-Line: PATRIOTS
DL: Justin Tuck
LB: Nick Barnett
DB: Bob Sanders
Coaching Staff: ARIZONA
Saturday, September 13, 2008
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents...Week 2: Life's too precious
Bill the Butcher's Five Burroughs featuring William Cutting
"He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering."
QB: K Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints
"He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering."
QB: K Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints
No Time
I've got some thoughts about team names, but don't have time to provide a decent post right now.
So, anyway, for now, here are my 4 squads:
Team A
Flacco
Ryan
Chris Johnson
McFadden
Kevin Curtis
Ted Ginn
Kevin Walter
Cooley
Robbie Gould
Jaguars Line
Seahawks Coach
Jared Allen
Mike Vrabel
M. Lewis
Team B
Bulger
Campbell
Jacobs
R. Bush
L Fitz
Burleson
V Jackson
LJ Smith
Brad Maynard
Vikings Line
Chargers Coach
Peppers
Ray Lewis
Polamalu
Team C
McNabb
Tavaris Jackson
AP
Westbrook
A. Johnson
Santonio
Roddy White
Tony G
A. Lee
Cowboys LIne
Iggles Coach
Mario Williams
J. Peterson
Ed Reed
Team 4
Cutler
Garrard
LDT
Portis
Ocho Cinco
Berrian
Cotchery
T. Schleffler
D. Jones
Chargers Line
Vikings Coach
Kerney
Bullock
Champ
Most Points roster will follow later
Friday, September 12, 2008
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents...Week 2: Life's too precious
Gotham City Jokers
"See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. I'm a man of my word."
QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, J Stewart
WR: Devin Hester, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona
"See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. I'm a man of my word."
QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, J Stewart
WR: Devin Hester, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona
Thursday, September 11, 2008
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presemts...Week 2: Life's too precious
Omar's Coming "Man you Lying to Live."
QB: J Russel, Brian Griese
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers
QB: J Russel, Brian Griese
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
WEEK 2: "Forget About It"
QB:Warner, Big Ben
RB: LJ, Forte
WR: S.Moss, Royal(pickup), Joey G.
TE: Heap
SPT: Lechler
O-Line: Eagles
HC: Titans
DL: Kampman
LB: Harris
DB: Clements
~ Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.~ Donnie Brasco
RB: LJ, Forte
WR: S.Moss, Royal(pickup), Joey G.
TE: Heap
SPT: Lechler
O-Line: Eagles
HC: Titans
DL: Kampman
LB: Harris
DB: Clements
~ Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.~ Donnie Brasco
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents....Week 2: Life's too Precious
Sir Edward and the Longshanks
King's Advisor: Milord, the princess might be taken hostage or her life be put in jeopardy.
Longshanks: Oh, my son would be most distressed by that. Uh, but in truth, if she were to be killed, we would soon find the king of France a useful ally against the Scots. You see, as king, you must find the good in any situation.
QB: Rosenfels, Cassel
RB: Edge, Fargas
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags
King's Advisor: Milord, the princess might be taken hostage or her life be put in jeopardy.
Longshanks: Oh, my son would be most distressed by that. Uh, but in truth, if she were to be killed, we would soon find the king of France a useful ally against the Scots. You see, as king, you must find the good in any situation.
QB: Rosenfels, Cassel
RB: Edge, Fargas
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags
Scores
Game 1
Ima Ikem 118.88 Vs Bill the Butcher's Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 164.84
Game 2
I Kem Legend! 155.7 Vs Gotham City's Jokers 104.96
Game 3
Ikem III: Revolutions 101.92 Vs Omar's Coming 158.46
Game 4
Live Free or get IKED 212.48 Vs Sir Edward and the Longshanks 115.8
Game 5
Fuck You Pay me 196.28 Vs Cherry a 68.56
Game 6
Here Come the Pain 197.7 Vs Cherry b 169.94
Game 7
Say Hello to my lil frien 126.94 Vs. Cherry C 241.7
Game 8
Sleeps with the Fishes 123.86 Vs Cherry D 145.58
Most points standings
Cherry 252.34
Ikem Futbol Club 181.7
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains 168.84
Terror Squad 144.76
Most Wins standings
Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 1-0
Gotham City's Jokers 0-1
Omar's Coming 1-0
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 0-1
Ima Ikem 0-1
I KEM LEGEND 1-0
Ikem III: Revolutions 0-1
Live free or get Iked 1-0
Fuck you Pay me 1-0
Here comes the Pain 1-0
Say hello to my lil fren 0-1
Sleeps with the fishes 0-1
Cherry A 0-1
Cherry B 0-1
Cherry C 1-0
Cherry D 1-0
Ima Ikem 118.88 Vs Bill the Butcher's Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 164.84
Game 2
I Kem Legend! 155.7 Vs Gotham City's Jokers 104.96
Game 3
Ikem III: Revolutions 101.92 Vs Omar's Coming 158.46
Game 4
Live Free or get IKED 212.48 Vs Sir Edward and the Longshanks 115.8
Game 5
Fuck You Pay me 196.28 Vs Cherry a 68.56
Game 6
Here Come the Pain 197.7 Vs Cherry b 169.94
Game 7
Say Hello to my lil frien 126.94 Vs. Cherry C 241.7
Game 8
Sleeps with the Fishes 123.86 Vs Cherry D 145.58
Most points standings
Cherry 252.34
Ikem Futbol Club 181.7
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains 168.84
Terror Squad 144.76
Most Wins standings
Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 1-0
Gotham City's Jokers 0-1
Omar's Coming 1-0
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 0-1
Ima Ikem 0-1
I KEM LEGEND 1-0
Ikem III: Revolutions 0-1
Live free or get Iked 1-0
Fuck you Pay me 1-0
Here comes the Pain 1-0
Say hello to my lil fren 0-1
Sleeps with the fishes 0-1
Cherry A 0-1
Cherry B 0-1
Cherry C 1-0
Cherry D 1-0
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
totals
feel free to check and offer any discreprancies
Mark
QB brady 3.04
QB peyton 16.28
QB palmer 3.46
QB hassleback 11.6
QB eli 12.54
QB Garcia 12.94
QB favre 17.96
QB Rivers 26.58
RB addai 5.7
RB barber 25.1
RB gore 25.1
RB lewis 8.6
RB graham 14.8
RB parker 31.8
RB l. white 10
RB s. young 9.6
WR wayne 24.6
WR holt 1.9
WR plaxico 23.3
WR Jennings 14.1
WR h. ward 25.6
WR bowe 15.9
WR mason 8.4
WR Lee Evans 14.2
WR J. Porter 0
WR P. Crayton 14.2
WR Bryant Johnson 7.8
WR Jabar Gafney 0
TE clark 1.8
TE Alge Crumpler 1.4
TE Donald Lee 4
TE Ben Watson 0
ST Gostkowski 8.7
ST N Folk 4
ST Vinatieri 14.3
ST Kaeding 8.7
Off. Line cardinals 24.7
Off. Line browns 12
Off. Line Steelers 36
Off. Line Texans 5.68
COACH patriots 9
COACH colts -27
COACH chargers -9
COACH cowboys 12
DL Trent Cole (eagles) 2
DL Andre Carter 4.5
DL Vanden Bosch 10
DL Will Smith 3
LB Urlacher 8
LB Fletcher 17
LB bracket 7
LB Beason 7
DB Laron Landry 7.5
DB Roman Harper 5
DB Chris Harris 15
DB Atari Bigby 8
Bench: Trent Edwards 14.5 , Chris Chambers 11.4 , Julius Jones 8.2 , Bad A Pete 0
Gian
QB V. Young 6.8
QB Pennington 20.04
QB JT O’sullivan 1.9
QB J Russell 17.9
QB Orton 7
QB Leinart 0
QB T. Smith 0
QB Sage Rosenfels 0
RB Stephen Jackson 10.4
RB Marshwan Lynch 18.4
RB Ryan Grant 9.2
RB Ricky Williams 7.9
RB Edgerrin James 10
RB Thomas Jones 19.3
RB Deuce 0
RB Fargas 12.9
WR Randy Moss 21.6
WR Terrel Owens 19.7
WR Steve Smith 0
WR Braylon Edwards 3.4
WR TJ Houshmanzadeh 7.4
WR Marvin Harrison 13.6
WR Wes Welker 9.1
WR Laverneus Coles 1.5
WR Robert Meachem 0
WR Chris Henry 0
WR D Patten 10.9
WR Mushin 11.6
TE Witten 15.6
TE Kellen Winslow 15.7
TE Shockey 11.4
TE Heath Miller 5.6
ST Devin Hester
ST Joshua Cribbs 0
ST Koenen 11.5
ST Colquitt 23.7
Off. Line Patriots 19.6
Off. Line Colts 12.86
Off. Line Saints 28.76
Off. Line Broncos 49
COACH Saints 2
COACH Steelers 22
COACH Arizona 11
COACH Jax -18
DL Demarcus Ware 13
DL Dwight Freeny 5
DL Justin Tuck 7
DL Glen Dorsey 0
LB Nick Barnett 8
LB Patrick Willis 5
LB Karlos Dansby 7
LB DJ Williams 10
DB Bob Sanders 9
DB Marcus Trufant 5
DB Mike Brown 3
DB A Rolle 1
Bench: S Koch 23, S Slaton 7.9 R. Rice 9.3 , J Stewart 5.3
Cook
QB Romo 16.7
QB Brees 29.52
QB Big Ben 17.18
QB D. Anderson 12.96
QB Kitna 20.48
QB Warner 13.48
QB Delhomme 15.88
QB Schaub 14.48
RB LJ 9.6
RB Jones Drew 9
RB Kevin Smith 18
RB Maroney 5.1
RB Willis 0
RB Matt Forte 23.1
RB Michael Turner 35.6
RB De’Angelo Williams 10
WR Colston 5.6
WR Boldin 16.2
WR Roy Williams 13.7
WR B. Marshall 0
WR Joey Galloway 11.6
WR Calvin Johnson 17.7
WR A Gonzales 9.8
WR Stallworth 0
WR Isaac Bruce 0
WR Javon Walker 0
WR D Driver 7.8
WR Santana Moss 14.7
TE Gates 16.1
TE O Daniels 3.3
TE V Davis 8.1
TE M. Lewis 5.9
ST Plackemeir 33
ST Shane Lechler 19.1
ST Frost 22
ST Turk (hou) 15.6
Off. Line Panther 22.76
Off. Line Detroit 19.1
Off. Line Bengals 5
Off. Line Eagles 46.44
COACH Carolina 1
COACH Redskins -21
COACH Broncos 29
COACH Titans 7
DL Jason Taylor 2
DL Aaron Kampman 8
DL Javon Kearse 2
DL Ogunleye 11
LB Demeaco Ryans 12
LB Donnie Edwards 2
LB d harris 5
LB Kirk Morrison 5
DB Nate Clement 1
DB J Phillips 4
DB Sean Jones 6
DB Cortland Finnegan 15
Bench: Chris Perry 3.2 , Aaron Rodgers 22.62 , Ronnie Brown 8.1 , Brodie Croyle 3.52
Brandon
QB Garrard 8.8
QB Bulger 6.32
QB Mcnabb 32.74
QB Cutler 24.86
QB J Campbell 11.32
QB T Jackson 17.62
QB Joey Flacco 14.86
QB Matt Ryan 12.24
RB A Pete 18.4
RB Ladanian 14.2
RB Westbrook 23.2
RB R. Bush 30.2
RB Portis 8.4
RB Dmac 6.7
RB Jacobs 13.4
RB Chester Taylor 7
WR Roddy White 7.4
WR Burleson 17
WR Ted Ginn 3.9
WR Cotchery 17
WR Santonio 3.9
WR Andre Johnson 21.2
WR Fitzgerald 12.1
WR Ocho Cinco 3.2
WR Bernard Berrian 6.8
WR Kevin Curtis 0
WR Kevin Walter 13.1
WR V Jackson 13.7
TE Tony G 11.5
TE Cooley 1.7
TE LJ Smith 14.9
TE T Scheffler 8.2
ST Andy Lee 7
ST Robbie Gould 15.6
ST Brad Maynard 17
ST Donnie Jones 38.8
Off. Line Jaguars -6.24
Off. Line Vikings 22
Off. Line Chargers 26.32
Off. Line Cowboys 35.74
COACH Vikings -19
COACH Green Bay -2
COACH Seattle -34
COACH Eagles 36
DL Mario Williams 17
DL Patrick Kearney 5
DL Jared Allen 0
DL J Peppers 1
LB Julian Peterson 8
LB Ray Lew 5
LB Vrabel 12
LB K. Bulluck 2
DB Polamalu 8
DB Champ 1
DB Ed Reed 2
DB Michael Lewis 7
Bench: Chris Johnson 21. 7, Rudi Johnson 0 , Leon Washington 4.6 , Brady Quinn 0
Mark
QB brady 3.04
QB peyton 16.28
QB palmer 3.46
QB hassleback 11.6
QB eli 12.54
QB Garcia 12.94
QB favre 17.96
QB Rivers 26.58
RB addai 5.7
RB barber 25.1
RB gore 25.1
RB lewis 8.6
RB graham 14.8
RB parker 31.8
RB l. white 10
RB s. young 9.6
WR wayne 24.6
WR holt 1.9
WR plaxico 23.3
WR Jennings 14.1
WR h. ward 25.6
WR bowe 15.9
WR mason 8.4
WR Lee Evans 14.2
WR J. Porter 0
WR P. Crayton 14.2
WR Bryant Johnson 7.8
WR Jabar Gafney 0
TE clark 1.8
TE Alge Crumpler 1.4
TE Donald Lee 4
TE Ben Watson 0
ST Gostkowski 8.7
ST N Folk 4
ST Vinatieri 14.3
ST Kaeding 8.7
Off. Line cardinals 24.7
Off. Line browns 12
Off. Line Steelers 36
Off. Line Texans 5.68
COACH patriots 9
COACH colts -27
COACH chargers -9
COACH cowboys 12
DL Trent Cole (eagles) 2
DL Andre Carter 4.5
DL Vanden Bosch 10
DL Will Smith 3
LB Urlacher 8
LB Fletcher 17
LB bracket 7
LB Beason 7
DB Laron Landry 7.5
DB Roman Harper 5
DB Chris Harris 15
DB Atari Bigby 8
Bench: Trent Edwards 14.5 , Chris Chambers 11.4 , Julius Jones 8.2 , Bad A Pete 0
Gian
QB V. Young 6.8
QB Pennington 20.04
QB JT O’sullivan 1.9
QB J Russell 17.9
QB Orton 7
QB Leinart 0
QB T. Smith 0
QB Sage Rosenfels 0
RB Stephen Jackson 10.4
RB Marshwan Lynch 18.4
RB Ryan Grant 9.2
RB Ricky Williams 7.9
RB Edgerrin James 10
RB Thomas Jones 19.3
RB Deuce 0
RB Fargas 12.9
WR Randy Moss 21.6
WR Terrel Owens 19.7
WR Steve Smith 0
WR Braylon Edwards 3.4
WR TJ Houshmanzadeh 7.4
WR Marvin Harrison 13.6
WR Wes Welker 9.1
WR Laverneus Coles 1.5
WR Robert Meachem 0
WR Chris Henry 0
WR D Patten 10.9
WR Mushin 11.6
TE Witten 15.6
TE Kellen Winslow 15.7
TE Shockey 11.4
TE Heath Miller 5.6
ST Devin Hester
ST Joshua Cribbs 0
ST Koenen 11.5
ST Colquitt 23.7
Off. Line Patriots 19.6
Off. Line Colts 12.86
Off. Line Saints 28.76
Off. Line Broncos 49
COACH Saints 2
COACH Steelers 22
COACH Arizona 11
COACH Jax -18
DL Demarcus Ware 13
DL Dwight Freeny 5
DL Justin Tuck 7
DL Glen Dorsey 0
LB Nick Barnett 8
LB Patrick Willis 5
LB Karlos Dansby 7
LB DJ Williams 10
DB Bob Sanders 9
DB Marcus Trufant 5
DB Mike Brown 3
DB A Rolle 1
Bench: S Koch 23, S Slaton 7.9 R. Rice 9.3 , J Stewart 5.3
Cook
QB Romo 16.7
QB Brees 29.52
QB Big Ben 17.18
QB D. Anderson 12.96
QB Kitna 20.48
QB Warner 13.48
QB Delhomme 15.88
QB Schaub 14.48
RB LJ 9.6
RB Jones Drew 9
RB Kevin Smith 18
RB Maroney 5.1
RB Willis 0
RB Matt Forte 23.1
RB Michael Turner 35.6
RB De’Angelo Williams 10
WR Colston 5.6
WR Boldin 16.2
WR Roy Williams 13.7
WR B. Marshall 0
WR Joey Galloway 11.6
WR Calvin Johnson 17.7
WR A Gonzales 9.8
WR Stallworth 0
WR Isaac Bruce 0
WR Javon Walker 0
WR D Driver 7.8
WR Santana Moss 14.7
TE Gates 16.1
TE O Daniels 3.3
TE V Davis 8.1
TE M. Lewis 5.9
ST Plackemeir 33
ST Shane Lechler 19.1
ST Frost 22
ST Turk (hou) 15.6
Off. Line Panther 22.76
Off. Line Detroit 19.1
Off. Line Bengals 5
Off. Line Eagles 46.44
COACH Carolina 1
COACH Redskins -21
COACH Broncos 29
COACH Titans 7
DL Jason Taylor 2
DL Aaron Kampman 8
DL Javon Kearse 2
DL Ogunleye 11
LB Demeaco Ryans 12
LB Donnie Edwards 2
LB d harris 5
LB Kirk Morrison 5
DB Nate Clement 1
DB J Phillips 4
DB Sean Jones 6
DB Cortland Finnegan 15
Bench: Chris Perry 3.2 , Aaron Rodgers 22.62 , Ronnie Brown 8.1 , Brodie Croyle 3.52
Brandon
QB Garrard 8.8
QB Bulger 6.32
QB Mcnabb 32.74
QB Cutler 24.86
QB J Campbell 11.32
QB T Jackson 17.62
QB Joey Flacco 14.86
QB Matt Ryan 12.24
RB A Pete 18.4
RB Ladanian 14.2
RB Westbrook 23.2
RB R. Bush 30.2
RB Portis 8.4
RB Dmac 6.7
RB Jacobs 13.4
RB Chester Taylor 7
WR Roddy White 7.4
WR Burleson 17
WR Ted Ginn 3.9
WR Cotchery 17
WR Santonio 3.9
WR Andre Johnson 21.2
WR Fitzgerald 12.1
WR Ocho Cinco 3.2
WR Bernard Berrian 6.8
WR Kevin Curtis 0
WR Kevin Walter 13.1
WR V Jackson 13.7
TE Tony G 11.5
TE Cooley 1.7
TE LJ Smith 14.9
TE T Scheffler 8.2
ST Andy Lee 7
ST Robbie Gould 15.6
ST Brad Maynard 17
ST Donnie Jones 38.8
Off. Line Jaguars -6.24
Off. Line Vikings 22
Off. Line Chargers 26.32
Off. Line Cowboys 35.74
COACH Vikings -19
COACH Green Bay -2
COACH Seattle -34
COACH Eagles 36
DL Mario Williams 17
DL Patrick Kearney 5
DL Jared Allen 0
DL J Peppers 1
LB Julian Peterson 8
LB Ray Lew 5
LB Vrabel 12
LB K. Bulluck 2
DB Polamalu 8
DB Champ 1
DB Ed Reed 2
DB Michael Lewis 7
Bench: Chris Johnson 21. 7, Rudi Johnson 0 , Leon Washington 4.6 , Brady Quinn 0
Sunday, September 7, 2008
League Updates
Cook subs out Willis for DeAngelo and picks up Washington's punter. Gian subs in Ray Rice for Justin Fargas on mini roster.
Full scheduele to be realeased later. This week Mark and Gian will go head to head (pause) and Brandon V Cook. Teams will play teams listed in order so whatever Mark's first team listed will play Gian's first team listed on down the line. BBrandon has not had a chance to put his lineup together for mini rosters so his player's will be placed in order of draft position for this week only, but are subject to change.
Full scheduele to be realeased later. This week Mark and Gian will go head to head (pause) and Brandon V Cook. Teams will play teams listed in order so whatever Mark's first team listed will play Gian's first team listed on down the line. BBrandon has not had a chance to put his lineup together for mini rosters so his player's will be placed in order of draft position for this week only, but are subject to change.
Brandon's starters
Flacco
Mcnabb
Westbrook
Bush
White
Burleson
Scheffler
Cowboys
Brad Maynard
Eagles
Vrabel
Mario
Champ
Mcnabb
Westbrook
Bush
White
Burleson
Scheffler
Cowboys
Brad Maynard
Eagles
Vrabel
Mario
Champ
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Sleeps With The Fishes
QB: Kitna, Schaub
RB: Maroney, Forte
WR: Bruce, Stallworth, Gonzales
TE: Lewis
O-Line: Bengals
DL: Ogunlaye
DB: Finnegan
LB: Edwards
HC: Washington
SPT: Plackemeier
RB: Maroney, Forte
WR: Bruce, Stallworth, Gonzales
TE: Lewis
O-Line: Bengals
DL: Ogunlaye
DB: Finnegan
LB: Edwards
HC: Washington
SPT: Plackemeier
"Say Hello To My Little Friend"
QB: D. Anderson, Kurt
RB: Kevin Smith, C. Perry
WR: S. Moss, J. Walker, D. Driver
TE: Vernon
O-Line: Lions
DL: J. Taylor
DB: Sean Jones
LB: D. Harris
HC: Philly
SPT: Turk
RB: Kevin Smith, C. Perry
WR: S. Moss, J. Walker, D. Driver
TE: Vernon
O-Line: Lions
DL: J. Taylor
DB: Sean Jones
LB: D. Harris
HC: Philly
SPT: Turk
"HERE COME THE PAIN"
QB: Big Ben, Jake "The Snake"
RB: Michael "The Burner) Turner, Willis "The Gimp" McGahee
WR: Brandon "Baby T.O." Marshall, Calvin "Megatron" Johnson, Joey G.
TE: "Ain't No Owe" (n) Daniels
O-LINE: Philadelphia Crime Mob
DL: Javon "I Don't Kearse"
DB: Jermaine "The Screwdriver" Phillips
LB: "Mirky" Kirk Morrison
HC: Jeff "The Fisherman" Fisher - Tennessee
SPT: D "Ice Pick" Frost
RB: Michael "The Burner) Turner, Willis "The Gimp" McGahee
WR: Brandon "Baby T.O." Marshall, Calvin "Megatron" Johnson, Joey G.
TE: "Ain't No Owe" (n) Daniels
O-LINE: Philadelphia Crime Mob
DL: Javon "I Don't Kearse"
DB: Jermaine "The Screwdriver" Phillips
LB: "Mirky" Kirk Morrison
HC: Jeff "The Fisherman" Fisher - Tennessee
SPT: D "Ice Pick" Frost
"FUCK YOU, PAY ME"
QB: Brees, Romo
RB: LJ, Jones-Drew
WR: Roy, Anquan, Colston
TE: Gates
O-LINE: Panthers
DL: Kampman
DB: Clement
HC: Denver
SPT: Lechler
WEEK 1: TERROR SQUAD
QB: Kitna, Warner
RB: Turner, Smith
WR: S. Moss, A. Boldin, R. Williams
TE: Heap
O-LINE: Detroit
DL: A. Kampman
DB: Clement
LB: Harris
HC: Washington
SPT: Lechler
RB: Turner, Smith
WR: S. Moss, A. Boldin, R. Williams
TE: Heap
O-LINE: Detroit
DL: A. Kampman
DB: Clement
LB: Harris
HC: Washington
SPT: Lechler
Damn
Is Mark the only other person who likes his team? I guess he's a little misguided but c'mon guys. Take some pride in your Fantasy Football.
Friday, September 5, 2008
You know you're off to a bad start when....
Your starting DB gets trucked in front of the whole world, on opening night, by Brandon Jacobs. I guess in the grand scheme of thngs he probably still got the point for the tackle, but it can't do much for IKEM team morale watching Leron Landry get the fuck IKED out of him.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Ikem - Wk 1: Most Pts Squad
| Most Points | |
| QB | Brady |
| QB | Favre |
| RB | Gore |
| RB | Barber |
| WR | Holt |
| WR | Ward |
| WR | Jennings |
| TE | Watson |
| Off. Line | Cardinals |
| ST | Gotowski |
| DL | Cole |
| LB | Fletcher |
| DB | Landry |
| COACH | Patiots |
Ikem Futbol Club (4 teams) - Marc
Team #1
| Ima Ikem | |
| QB | Eli |
| QB | Garcia |
| RB | Lewis |
| RB | S. Young |
| WR | plaxico |
| WR | porter |
| WR | crayton |
| TE | d.lee |
| Off. Line | browns |
| ST | kaeding |
| DL | vanden bosch |
| LB | beason |
| DB | harper |
| COACH | chargers |
Team #2
| I KEM LEGEND | |
| QB | Palmer |
| QB | Favre |
| RB | Parker |
| RB | L. White |
| WR | ward |
| WR | bowe |
| WR | mason |
| TE | algae |
| Off. Line | texans |
| ST | folk |
| DL | and carter |
| LB | brackett |
| DB | bigby |
| COACH | cowboys |
Team #3
| Ikem III - Revolutions | |
| QB | Brady |
| QB | Rivers |
| RB | Addai |
| RB | Graham |
| WR | holt |
| WR | chambers |
| WR | gaffney |
| TE | watson |
| Off. Line | cardinals |
| ST | vinatieri |
| DL | trent cole |
| LB | fletcher |
| DB | landry |
| COACH | colts |
Team #4
| Live Free or Get IKED | |
| QB | Peyton |
| QB | Hassleback |
| RB | Gore |
| RB | Barber |
| WR | wayne |
| WR | jennings |
| WR | evans |
| TE | clark |
| Off. Line | steelers |
| ST | gotowski |
| DL | will smith |
| LB | urlacher |
| DB | c. harris |
| COACH | patriots |
Week 1 Rosters
The League of Extraordinary Villains
Week 1 Crank Dat John Herod:Gettin dat Money
John Herod: All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven't got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies! (shoots gunfighter.) Your gunfighter's dead. Old news.
QB: PENNINGTON, V. YOUNG
RB: STEPHEN JACKSON, EDGERRIN JAMES
WR: TERREL OWENS, RANDY MOSS, MUSHIN
TE: SHOCKEY
ST: D COLQUITT
O-Line: PATRIOTS
DL: DWIGHT FREENEY
LB: KARLOS DANSBY
DB: ANTRELLE ROLLE
Coaching Staff: ARIZONA
Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting
[as a man is about to be hung]
Bill: That's a fine locket. I'll give you a dollar for it.
Arthur: It was me mother's...
Bill: Dollar and a half?
QB: V Young, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints
Gotham City’s Jokers
“And...here… we...go!”
QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, Deuce
WR: Devin Hester, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona
Omar’s Coming
State's Atty. Ilene Nathan: Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for eight or nine years and live to tell about it?
Omar: Day at a time I suppose?
QB: J Russel, T. Smith
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers
Sir Edward and the Longshanks
“Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing”
QB: Rosenfels, Leinart
RB: Edge, Fargas
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags
Week 1 Crank Dat John Herod:Gettin dat Money
John Herod: All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven't got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies! (shoots gunfighter.) Your gunfighter's dead. Old news.
QB: PENNINGTON, V. YOUNG
RB: STEPHEN JACKSON, EDGERRIN JAMES
WR: TERREL OWENS, RANDY MOSS, MUSHIN
TE: SHOCKEY
ST: D COLQUITT
O-Line: PATRIOTS
DL: DWIGHT FREENEY
LB: KARLOS DANSBY
DB: ANTRELLE ROLLE
Coaching Staff: ARIZONA
Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting
[as a man is about to be hung]
Bill: That's a fine locket. I'll give you a dollar for it.
Arthur: It was me mother's...
Bill: Dollar and a half?
QB: V Young, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints
Gotham City’s Jokers
“And...here… we...go!”
QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, Deuce
WR: Devin Hester, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona
Omar’s Coming
State's Atty. Ilene Nathan: Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for eight or nine years and live to tell about it?
Omar: Day at a time I suppose?
QB: J Russel, T. Smith
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers
Sir Edward and the Longshanks
“Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing”
QB: Rosenfels, Leinart
RB: Edge, Fargas
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags
Rosters
Mark
QB brady
QB peyton
QB palmer
QB hassleback
QB eli
QB garcia
QB favre
QB Rivers
RB addai
RB barber
RB gore
RB lewis
RB graham
RB parker
RB l. white
RB s. young
WR wayne
WR holt
WR plaxico
WR jennings
WR h. ward
WR bowe
WR mason
WR Lee Evans
WR J. Porter
WR P. Crayton
WR Bryant Johnson
WR Jabar Gafney
TEclark
TE Alge Crumpler
TE Donald Lee
TE Ben Watson
ST Gostkowski
ST N Folk
ST Vinatieri
ST Kaeding
Off. Line cardinals
Off. Line browns
Off. Line Steelers
Off. Line Texans
COACH patriots
COACH colts
COACH chargers
COACH cowboys
DL Trent Cole
DL Andre Carter
DL Vanden Bosch
DL Will Smith
LB Urlacher
LB Fletcher
LB brackett
LB Beason
DB Laron Landry
DB Roman Harper
DB Chris Harris
DB Atari Bigsby
Bench: Trent Edwards, Chris Chambers, Julius Jones, Bad A Pete
Gian
QB V. Young
QB Pennington
QB JT O’sullivan
QB J Russell
QB Orton
QB Leinart
QB T. Smith
QB Sage Rosenfels
RB Stephen Jackson
RB Marshwan Lynch
RB Ryan Grant
RB Ricky WIlliams
RB Edgerrin James
RB Thomas Jones
RB Deuce
RB Fargas
WR Randy Moss
WR Terrel Owens
WR Steve Smith
WR Braylon Edwards
WR TJ Houshmanzadeh
WR Marvin Harrison
WR Wes Welker
WR Laverneus Coles
WR Robert Meachem
WR Chris Henry
WR D Patten
WR Mushin
TE Witten
TE Kellen Winslow
TE Shockey
TE Heath Miller
ST Devin Hester
ST Joshua Cribbs
ST Koenen
ST Colquitt
Off. Line Patriots
Off. Line Colts
Off. Line Saints
Off. Line Broncos
COACH Saints
COACH Steelers
COACH Arizona
COACH Jax
DL Demarcus Ware
DL Dwight Freeny
DL Justin Tuck
DL Glen Dorsey
LB Nick Barnett
LB Patrick Willis
LB Karlos Dansby
LB DJ Williams
DB Bob Sanders
DB Marcus Trufant
DB Mike Brown
DB A Rolle
Bench: S Koch, S Slaton, R. Rice, J Stewart
Cook
QB Romo
QB Brees
QB Big Ben
QB D. Anderson
QB Kitna
QB Warner
QB Delhomme
QB Schaub
RB LJ
RB Jones Drew
RB Kevin Smith
RB Maroney
RB Willis
RB Matt Forte
RB Michael Turner
RB De’Angelo Williams
WR Colston
WR Boldin
WR Roy WIlliams
WR B. Marshall
WR Joey Galloway
WR Calvin Johnson
WR A Gonzales
WR Stallworth
WR Isaac Bruce
WR Javon Walker
WR D Driver
WR Santana Moss
TE Gates
TE O Daniels
TE V Davis
TE M. Lewis
ST Plackemeir
ST Shane Lechler
ST Frost
ST Turk
Off. Line Panther
Off. Line Detroit
Off. Line Bengals
Off. Line Eagles
COACH Eagles
COACH Redskins
COACH Broncos
COACH Titans
DL Jason Taylor
DL Aaron Kampman
DL Javon Kearse
DL Ogunleye
LB Demeaco Ryans
LB Donnie Edwards
LB Cortland finnegan
LB Kirk Morrison
DB Nate Clement
DB J Phillips
DB Sean Jones
DB D harris
Bench: Chris Perry, Aaron Rodgers, Ronnie Brown, Brodie Croyle
Brandon
QB Garrard
QB Bulger
QB Mcnabb
QB Cutler
QB J Campbell
QB T Jackson
QB Joey Flacco
QB Matt Ryan
RB A Pete
RB Ladanian
RB Westbrook
RB R. Bush
RB Portis
RB Dmac
RB Jacobs
RB Chester Taylor
WR Roddy White
WR Burleson
WR Ted Ginn
WR Cotchery
WR Santonio
WR Andre Johnson
WR Fitzgerald
WR Ocho Cinco
WR Bernard Berrian
WR Kevin Curtis
WR Kevin Walter
WR V Jackson
TE Tony G
TE Cooley
TE LJ Smith
TE T Scheffler
ST Andy Lee
ST Robbie Gould
ST Brad Maynard
ST Donnie Jones
Off. Line Jaguars
Off. Line Vikings
Off. Line Chargers
Off. Line Cowboys
COACH Vikings
COACH Green Bay
COACH Seattle
COACH Eagles
DL Mario Williams
DL Patrick Kearney
DL Jared Allen
DL J Peppers
LB Julian Peterson
LB Ray Lew
LB Vrabel
LB K. Bulluck
DB Polamalu
DB Champ
DB Ed Reed
DB Michael Lewis
Bench: Chris Johnson, Rudi Johnson, Leon Washington, Brady Quinn
QB brady
QB peyton
QB palmer
QB hassleback
QB eli
QB garcia
QB favre
QB Rivers
RB addai
RB barber
RB gore
RB lewis
RB graham
RB parker
RB l. white
RB s. young
WR wayne
WR holt
WR plaxico
WR jennings
WR h. ward
WR bowe
WR mason
WR Lee Evans
WR J. Porter
WR P. Crayton
WR Bryant Johnson
WR Jabar Gafney
TEclark
TE Alge Crumpler
TE Donald Lee
TE Ben Watson
ST Gostkowski
ST N Folk
ST Vinatieri
ST Kaeding
Off. Line cardinals
Off. Line browns
Off. Line Steelers
Off. Line Texans
COACH patriots
COACH colts
COACH chargers
COACH cowboys
DL Trent Cole
DL Andre Carter
DL Vanden Bosch
DL Will Smith
LB Urlacher
LB Fletcher
LB brackett
LB Beason
DB Laron Landry
DB Roman Harper
DB Chris Harris
DB Atari Bigsby
Bench: Trent Edwards, Chris Chambers, Julius Jones, Bad A Pete
Gian
QB V. Young
QB Pennington
QB JT O’sullivan
QB J Russell
QB Orton
QB Leinart
QB T. Smith
QB Sage Rosenfels
RB Stephen Jackson
RB Marshwan Lynch
RB Ryan Grant
RB Ricky WIlliams
RB Edgerrin James
RB Thomas Jones
RB Deuce
RB Fargas
WR Randy Moss
WR Terrel Owens
WR Steve Smith
WR Braylon Edwards
WR TJ Houshmanzadeh
WR Marvin Harrison
WR Wes Welker
WR Laverneus Coles
WR Robert Meachem
WR Chris Henry
WR D Patten
WR Mushin
TE Witten
TE Kellen Winslow
TE Shockey
TE Heath Miller
ST Devin Hester
ST Joshua Cribbs
ST Koenen
ST Colquitt
Off. Line Patriots
Off. Line Colts
Off. Line Saints
Off. Line Broncos
COACH Saints
COACH Steelers
COACH Arizona
COACH Jax
DL Demarcus Ware
DL Dwight Freeny
DL Justin Tuck
DL Glen Dorsey
LB Nick Barnett
LB Patrick Willis
LB Karlos Dansby
LB DJ Williams
DB Bob Sanders
DB Marcus Trufant
DB Mike Brown
DB A Rolle
Bench: S Koch, S Slaton, R. Rice, J Stewart
Cook
QB Romo
QB Brees
QB Big Ben
QB D. Anderson
QB Kitna
QB Warner
QB Delhomme
QB Schaub
RB LJ
RB Jones Drew
RB Kevin Smith
RB Maroney
RB Willis
RB Matt Forte
RB Michael Turner
RB De’Angelo Williams
WR Colston
WR Boldin
WR Roy WIlliams
WR B. Marshall
WR Joey Galloway
WR Calvin Johnson
WR A Gonzales
WR Stallworth
WR Isaac Bruce
WR Javon Walker
WR D Driver
WR Santana Moss
TE Gates
TE O Daniels
TE V Davis
TE M. Lewis
ST Plackemeir
ST Shane Lechler
ST Frost
ST Turk
Off. Line Panther
Off. Line Detroit
Off. Line Bengals
Off. Line Eagles
COACH Eagles
COACH Redskins
COACH Broncos
COACH Titans
DL Jason Taylor
DL Aaron Kampman
DL Javon Kearse
DL Ogunleye
LB Demeaco Ryans
LB Donnie Edwards
LB Cortland finnegan
LB Kirk Morrison
DB Nate Clement
DB J Phillips
DB Sean Jones
DB D harris
Bench: Chris Perry, Aaron Rodgers, Ronnie Brown, Brodie Croyle
Brandon
QB Garrard
QB Bulger
QB Mcnabb
QB Cutler
QB J Campbell
QB T Jackson
QB Joey Flacco
QB Matt Ryan
RB A Pete
RB Ladanian
RB Westbrook
RB R. Bush
RB Portis
RB Dmac
RB Jacobs
RB Chester Taylor
WR Roddy White
WR Burleson
WR Ted Ginn
WR Cotchery
WR Santonio
WR Andre Johnson
WR Fitzgerald
WR Ocho Cinco
WR Bernard Berrian
WR Kevin Curtis
WR Kevin Walter
WR V Jackson
TE Tony G
TE Cooley
TE LJ Smith
TE T Scheffler
ST Andy Lee
ST Robbie Gould
ST Brad Maynard
ST Donnie Jones
Off. Line Jaguars
Off. Line Vikings
Off. Line Chargers
Off. Line Cowboys
COACH Vikings
COACH Green Bay
COACH Seattle
COACH Eagles
DL Mario Williams
DL Patrick Kearney
DL Jared Allen
DL J Peppers
LB Julian Peterson
LB Ray Lew
LB Vrabel
LB K. Bulluck
DB Polamalu
DB Champ
DB Ed Reed
DB Michael Lewis
Bench: Chris Johnson, Rudi Johnson, Leon Washington, Brady Quinn
Official Draft Results
Brady Pats O line Romo Ladanian
Peyton Colts O line Brees Westbrook
Pats Coach Saints O Line Big Ben Cowboys Line
Colts Coach Stephen Jackson Derek Anderson Adrian Peterson
Addai R. Moss Kitna Chargers Line
Reggie Wayne T.O. Warner McNabb
Carson Palmer Steve Smith Colston A. Johnson
Hasselback Braylon Edwards Boldin L. Fitz
Barber Ryan Grant Roy Williams R.Bush
Gore M.Lynch Brandon MarshallSantonio Holmes
Holt T.J. Housh Jake Delhomme Garrard
Plaxico Buress Marvin LJ Portis
Cowboys Coach Ricky Jones Drew Jacobs
Rivers Witten Shaub Cutler
Chargers Coach Kellen W Gates Ocho Cinco
Jamal Lewis J. Shockey K. Smith Tony G
Dallas Clark Thomas Jones Calvin Johnson Cooley
Eli Welker Maroney D-Mac
E. Graham Coles Willis Cotchery
Willie Parker Edge Forte Bulger
Greg Jennings Meachem Michael Turner Jags O-Line
Urlacher P.Willis DeAngelo WilliamsVikings O-Line
L. White Demarcus Ware Demaco Ryans Jared Allen
Garcia Dwight Freeney Jason Taylor Mario Williams
Selvin Young Bob Sanders Nate Clement Ed Reed
Cardinals O-lineDJ Williams Sean Jones Champ
Hines Ward Nick Barnett Javon Kearse Ray Lew
London Fletcher Karlos Dansby D. Harris Polamalu
Bowe Mike Brown Cort Finegan Pat Kearney
G. Brackett Marcus Trufant Donnie Edwards Julian Peterson
Browns O-Line Justin Tuck Aaron Kampman Roddy White
Favre Devin Hester Chris Perry Burleson
D Mason J Cribbs Joey Galloway Ted Ginn
Lee Evans Heath Miller D.Driver Julius Peppers
Chris Chambers Saints Coach Santana Moss Bernard Berrian
Gostkowski S. Koch Owen Daniels Kevin Curtis
Ben Watson M. Koenen A. Rodgers Andy Lee
Alge D. Colquitt Vernon Davis Tony Scheffler
Steelers O-line Steelers Coach Javon Walker LJ Smith
Donald Lee Pennington Shane Lechler Kevin Walter
Chris Harris Vince Young Ronnie Brown Jason Campbell
J Jones AZ Coach Isaac Bruce Tavaris Jackson
Jerry Porter O’Sullivan D. Stallworth Robbie Gould
Patrick Crayton Justin Fargas A.Gonzales Brad Maynard
Laron landry Broncos O-Line Plackemeir Vikings Coach
Trent Cole Chris Henry Ogunleye Eagles Coach
Will Smith Jax Coach J. Phillips GB Coach
Folk J Russell K Morrison Sea Coach
Vanden Bosch Deuce Panthers O-line Donnie Jones
T. Edwards A Rolle Detroit Lions O-line Keith Bulluck
Vinatieri D Patten Bengals O-line V. Jackson
Jabar Gafney K Orton Brodie Croyle M. Lewis
Andre Carter Leinart Frost (p) Vrabel
Beason Slaton Eagles o-line Matt Ryan
Bigby Ray Rice M. Turk Chester Taylor
Texans o-line Mushin Mercedes Lewis Joey Flacco
Bryant Johnson T. Smith Titans Coach Chris Johnson
Kaeding Sage Rosenfels Eagles Coach Rudi Johnson
A Pete J Stewart Broncos Coach Leon Washington
R. Harper G Dorsey Redskins Coach Brady Quinn
Peyton Colts O line Brees Westbrook
Pats Coach Saints O Line Big Ben Cowboys Line
Colts Coach Stephen Jackson Derek Anderson Adrian Peterson
Addai R. Moss Kitna Chargers Line
Reggie Wayne T.O. Warner McNabb
Carson Palmer Steve Smith Colston A. Johnson
Hasselback Braylon Edwards Boldin L. Fitz
Barber Ryan Grant Roy Williams R.Bush
Gore M.Lynch Brandon MarshallSantonio Holmes
Holt T.J. Housh Jake Delhomme Garrard
Plaxico Buress Marvin LJ Portis
Cowboys Coach Ricky Jones Drew Jacobs
Rivers Witten Shaub Cutler
Chargers Coach Kellen W Gates Ocho Cinco
Jamal Lewis J. Shockey K. Smith Tony G
Dallas Clark Thomas Jones Calvin Johnson Cooley
Eli Welker Maroney D-Mac
E. Graham Coles Willis Cotchery
Willie Parker Edge Forte Bulger
Greg Jennings Meachem Michael Turner Jags O-Line
Urlacher P.Willis DeAngelo WilliamsVikings O-Line
L. White Demarcus Ware Demaco Ryans Jared Allen
Garcia Dwight Freeney Jason Taylor Mario Williams
Selvin Young Bob Sanders Nate Clement Ed Reed
Cardinals O-lineDJ Williams Sean Jones Champ
Hines Ward Nick Barnett Javon Kearse Ray Lew
London Fletcher Karlos Dansby D. Harris Polamalu
Bowe Mike Brown Cort Finegan Pat Kearney
G. Brackett Marcus Trufant Donnie Edwards Julian Peterson
Browns O-Line Justin Tuck Aaron Kampman Roddy White
Favre Devin Hester Chris Perry Burleson
D Mason J Cribbs Joey Galloway Ted Ginn
Lee Evans Heath Miller D.Driver Julius Peppers
Chris Chambers Saints Coach Santana Moss Bernard Berrian
Gostkowski S. Koch Owen Daniels Kevin Curtis
Ben Watson M. Koenen A. Rodgers Andy Lee
Alge D. Colquitt Vernon Davis Tony Scheffler
Steelers O-line Steelers Coach Javon Walker LJ Smith
Donald Lee Pennington Shane Lechler Kevin Walter
Chris Harris Vince Young Ronnie Brown Jason Campbell
J Jones AZ Coach Isaac Bruce Tavaris Jackson
Jerry Porter O’Sullivan D. Stallworth Robbie Gould
Patrick Crayton Justin Fargas A.Gonzales Brad Maynard
Laron landry Broncos O-Line Plackemeir Vikings Coach
Trent Cole Chris Henry Ogunleye Eagles Coach
Will Smith Jax Coach J. Phillips GB Coach
Folk J Russell K Morrison Sea Coach
Vanden Bosch Deuce Panthers O-line Donnie Jones
T. Edwards A Rolle Detroit Lions O-line Keith Bulluck
Vinatieri D Patten Bengals O-line V. Jackson
Jabar Gafney K Orton Brodie Croyle M. Lewis
Andre Carter Leinart Frost (p) Vrabel
Beason Slaton Eagles o-line Matt Ryan
Bigby Ray Rice M. Turk Chester Taylor
Texans o-line Mushin Mercedes Lewis Joey Flacco
Bryant Johnson T. Smith Titans Coach Chris Johnson
Kaeding Sage Rosenfels Eagles Coach Rudi Johnson
A Pete J Stewart Broncos Coach Leon Washington
R. Harper G Dorsey Redskins Coach Brady Quinn
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Rules
Always Begging for a Jack Fantasy Football League
League rules:
100 dollar league fee
16 week season for points
4 week season for playoffs
Trades
Trades will be allowed. At a cost of two dollars per player per person....if you want to trade JJ Stokes for Randy Moss then you put up two and the other person puts up two. If you want to trade Edgerrin for Priest Holmes and some guy from Cleveland then if you get two players its 4 bones and 2 from the other person and so on. A trade can be made between positions...a RB for WR. However if you trade away players at non like positions you put your playoff rosters at risk. ALL TRADES MUST BE MADE 24HOURS BEFORE GAME TIME AND THEN OK'D BY THE COMMISH THROUGH THE MESSAGE BOARD.
Free Agents
Free agents are 6 bones with no limit on moves. Free agents can be picked up after someone else lets them go.Your team is locked after Week 12, going into the playoffs.
For playoff rosters you must field 4 total teams comprised from your master roster. Teams must be labeled or named as appropriate to distinguish. These rosters are set at the beginning of the year. Whatever roster you set at that time is in play for the duration of the season into the playoff season beginning in week 13. The only way a move will be made to this roster is if one of your bench players is subbed in, at which time that player can only be subbed out for the player he replaced or a free agent. A player may also be replaced on a playoff roster if a free agent is acquired for the master roster and a player on this roster is dropped. So if for example you have Derek Anderson on your master roster and you drop him for Rashard Mendenhall you are down a quarterback for that team. Mendenhall may be added to any of your team’s rosters. 8 teams make the playoffs based on head to head record. If all four of your teams are strong enough to make the playoffs; job well done. If none of your teams make the playoffs, perhaps this league isn’t for you. None of your teams will match up against each other until the playoff round. With a total of 4 players that means there are 16 total teams. Each of your teams will play each of your opponent’s teams one time during regular season weeks 1-12.
For master roster a new lineup must be submitted each week regardless of previous week’s lineup. Submission of team is due before start of any game in which your player is playing. If there is a Thursday game and you have not submitted a new lineup you cannot get credit for any player in that game.
There is a maximum of 4 starts at any one position throughout the duration of the season for master roster. Therefore if you have Jeff Garcia on your roster and you play him weeks 1-4 he becomes an ineligible player towards the most points roster. He will still accumulate points towards whatever playoff roster you have him on.
Each week’s roster must be comprised of:
2quarterbacks
2running backs
3wide receivers
1tight end
1defensive lineman
1linebacker
1defensiveback
1offensive line
1special teams player
1head coach
Scoring System
Runningbacks
1 pt - 10 yards rushed for or caught
6 pts - touchdown ran or caught
1 pt - reception
2 pts - 2 pt conversion
-2 pts - fumble
Quaterbacks
1 pt - 25 yards passed for
6 pts - touchdown thrown or ran
-2 pts - interception thrown
1 pt - 10 yards rushed for
2 pts - 2 pt conversion thrown or ran
-2 pts - fumble
Wide Recievers/tight ends
1 pt - reception
6 pts - touchdown caught or ran
1 pt - 10 yards caught or rushed for
2 pts - 2 pt conversion
-2 pts - fumble
Defense
10 pts – defensive touchdown
5 pts - fumble or int
1 pt per tackle
3 pts - sack
Special Teams
1 pt - extra point
3 pts - fieldgoal
10 pt - touchdown
1 pt per ten yards (return/punted/fg kicked)
Coaching Staff
1 pt for points for
-1 pts for points against
5 points per victory
-5 pts per loss
-1 pt per penalty
Offensive Line
1 pt - extra point
3 pts - fieldgoal
6 pt - touchdown
1pt per 50 yds net offense
-2 pts per offensive turnover
-2 pts per sacks allowed
DRAFT
You will draft a total of 8 quarterbacks, 8 running backs, 12 wide receivers and 4 each of tight ends, special teams players, Defensive linemen, Linebackers, Defensive backs, Offensive Lines and Coaching staffs. 4 backup players can be drafted for any position. This is a total of 60 rounds and 240 picks.
POTS
Chancellor Cockingsworth Pot for most points is 200 dollars and jack of diamonds trophy
Chip’s Treat Pot for playoff winner is 75 dollars and a chip memorial trophy
Cherry V Chip pot for playoff runner up is 25 dollars and a Big Choreographer trophy
Fuckin Chef/1st place loser for second most points pot is 100 dollars and a chef trophy
McClain Memorial Pot for 3rd most points is one purple thong trophy
2 Mulattoes fishin’ for pots and my good friend the mullatoe pot for most total team wins 1/2 free agent money and a corn memorial trophy
2 Fools dressed like Live Wire and a Pot pot for second most total team victories ¼ free agent money and a panther memorial trophy
All trade and ¼ free agent money go to purchase of trophies.
League rules:
100 dollar league fee
16 week season for points
4 week season for playoffs
Trades
Trades will be allowed. At a cost of two dollars per player per person....if you want to trade JJ Stokes for Randy Moss then you put up two and the other person puts up two. If you want to trade Edgerrin for Priest Holmes and some guy from Cleveland then if you get two players its 4 bones and 2 from the other person and so on. A trade can be made between positions...a RB for WR. However if you trade away players at non like positions you put your playoff rosters at risk. ALL TRADES MUST BE MADE 24HOURS BEFORE GAME TIME AND THEN OK'D BY THE COMMISH THROUGH THE MESSAGE BOARD.
Free Agents
Free agents are 6 bones with no limit on moves. Free agents can be picked up after someone else lets them go.Your team is locked after Week 12, going into the playoffs.
For playoff rosters you must field 4 total teams comprised from your master roster. Teams must be labeled or named as appropriate to distinguish. These rosters are set at the beginning of the year. Whatever roster you set at that time is in play for the duration of the season into the playoff season beginning in week 13. The only way a move will be made to this roster is if one of your bench players is subbed in, at which time that player can only be subbed out for the player he replaced or a free agent. A player may also be replaced on a playoff roster if a free agent is acquired for the master roster and a player on this roster is dropped. So if for example you have Derek Anderson on your master roster and you drop him for Rashard Mendenhall you are down a quarterback for that team. Mendenhall may be added to any of your team’s rosters. 8 teams make the playoffs based on head to head record. If all four of your teams are strong enough to make the playoffs; job well done. If none of your teams make the playoffs, perhaps this league isn’t for you. None of your teams will match up against each other until the playoff round. With a total of 4 players that means there are 16 total teams. Each of your teams will play each of your opponent’s teams one time during regular season weeks 1-12.
For master roster a new lineup must be submitted each week regardless of previous week’s lineup. Submission of team is due before start of any game in which your player is playing. If there is a Thursday game and you have not submitted a new lineup you cannot get credit for any player in that game.
There is a maximum of 4 starts at any one position throughout the duration of the season for master roster. Therefore if you have Jeff Garcia on your roster and you play him weeks 1-4 he becomes an ineligible player towards the most points roster. He will still accumulate points towards whatever playoff roster you have him on.
Each week’s roster must be comprised of:
2quarterbacks
2running backs
3wide receivers
1tight end
1defensive lineman
1linebacker
1defensiveback
1offensive line
1special teams player
1head coach
Scoring System
Runningbacks
1 pt - 10 yards rushed for or caught
6 pts - touchdown ran or caught
1 pt - reception
2 pts - 2 pt conversion
-2 pts - fumble
Quaterbacks
1 pt - 25 yards passed for
6 pts - touchdown thrown or ran
-2 pts - interception thrown
1 pt - 10 yards rushed for
2 pts - 2 pt conversion thrown or ran
-2 pts - fumble
Wide Recievers/tight ends
1 pt - reception
6 pts - touchdown caught or ran
1 pt - 10 yards caught or rushed for
2 pts - 2 pt conversion
-2 pts - fumble
Defense
10 pts – defensive touchdown
5 pts - fumble or int
1 pt per tackle
3 pts - sack
Special Teams
1 pt - extra point
3 pts - fieldgoal
10 pt - touchdown
1 pt per ten yards (return/punted/fg kicked)
Coaching Staff
1 pt for points for
-1 pts for points against
5 points per victory
-5 pts per loss
-1 pt per penalty
Offensive Line
1 pt - extra point
3 pts - fieldgoal
6 pt - touchdown
1pt per 50 yds net offense
-2 pts per offensive turnover
-2 pts per sacks allowed
DRAFT
You will draft a total of 8 quarterbacks, 8 running backs, 12 wide receivers and 4 each of tight ends, special teams players, Defensive linemen, Linebackers, Defensive backs, Offensive Lines and Coaching staffs. 4 backup players can be drafted for any position. This is a total of 60 rounds and 240 picks.
POTS
Chancellor Cockingsworth Pot for most points is 200 dollars and jack of diamonds trophy
Chip’s Treat Pot for playoff winner is 75 dollars and a chip memorial trophy
Cherry V Chip pot for playoff runner up is 25 dollars and a Big Choreographer trophy
Fuckin Chef/1st place loser for second most points pot is 100 dollars and a chef trophy
McClain Memorial Pot for 3rd most points is one purple thong trophy
2 Mulattoes fishin’ for pots and my good friend the mullatoe pot for most total team wins 1/2 free agent money and a corn memorial trophy
2 Fools dressed like Live Wire and a Pot pot for second most total team victories ¼ free agent money and a panther memorial trophy
All trade and ¼ free agent money go to purchase of trophies.
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