last week

branch in for boldin

Week Sixteen

shaun hill, tavaris

leon washington, mcfadden

larry fitz, deshawn jackson, roddy white

lj smith

maynard

jags line

chargers coach

john abraham

ray lewis

ed reed

Team rosters stay the same

Most Points

brees
Schaub
Turner
Smith
Royal
Gonzales
Branch
Davis
Bengals
Ogunlaye
Jones
Edwards
Denver
Plackemeier

Week Fiteen

Donovan  Jason Campbell

Portis  Leon Washington

Kevin Walter, Deshawn Jackson, Santonio

Cooley

D Jones (Punter)

Chargers Line

Seahawks Coach

John Abraham

Julian Peterson

Polamalu

Also, sub in Leon Washington for McFadden on team A

Lineups

TEAM 1 -
QB: Brees, Romo
RB: DeAngelo, Jones-Drew
WR: Colston, Boldin, Royal
TE: Gates
O-LINE: Panthers
DL: Kampman
DB: Clement
HC: Denver
SPT: Lechler

TEAM 2 -
QB: Jake, Roethlisberger
RB: Ronnie Brown, Michael Turner
WR: B. Marshall, , Calvin Johnson, Engram
TE: Daniels
SPT: Frost ( K. Larson in for him if he's out there) (Nick Harris otherwise)
O-Line: Eagles
HC: Tennessee
DL: Kearse
LB: Morrison
DB: Phillips

Week 15 Most Points

Rodgers
Romo
Turner
Smith
Royal
Colston
Branch
Heap
Eagles
Taylor
Finnegan
Morrison
Carolina
Plackemeier

Final Standings and first round playoff matchups

Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 6-6
Gotham City's Jokers 5-7
Omar's Coming 6-6
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 4-8
Ima Ikem 5-7
I KEM LEGEND 5-7
Ikem III: Revolutions 3-9
Live free or get Iked 9-3
Fuck you Pay me 9-3
Here comes the Pain 8-4
Say hello to my lil fren 4-8
Sleeps with the fishes 1-11
Cherry A 9-3
Cherry B 7-5
Cherry C 9-3
Cherry D 8-4

Cherry C (1) Vs Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting (8)
Fuck You Pay Me (2) vs Cherry B (7)
Cherry A (3) vs Here Comes the Pain (6)
Live Free or Get Iked (4) vs Here Comes the Pain (5)

Week 14 Most Points

Shaun Hill  Cutler

LDT  Reggie Bush

L Fitz, Berrian, Cotchery

Scheffler

Maynard

Vikings Line

Vikings Coach

Jared Allen

Vrabel

Polamalu

playoffs

aaron rodgers in for Romo on team roster
Joey G. out for Engram or lloyd in that order depending on who is on that roster

most points week 14

Rodgers
Brees
Brown
LJ
Engram
Colston
Branch
Davis
Eagles
Ogunlaye
Jones
Edwards
Denver
Fields

Turkey Day Week

Donovan  Shaun Hill

McFadden  Chris Johnson

Tony G

Kevin Curtis  Ted Ginn  Andre Johnson

Robbie Gould

Cowboys Line

Chargers Coach

Jared Allen

Ray Lewis

M Lewis

Pickup

I'll take Shaun Hill.  Sub him in on roster 3 for Brady Quinn.

week 13 most points

Anderson
Romo
Brown
Willis
Moss
Colston
Roy
Gates
Panthers
Kearse
Jones
Ryans
Tennessee
Turk

Most points Week 12

Delhomme
Rodgers
LJ
Forte
Moss
Royal
Gonzales
Gates
Lions
Taylor
Phillips
Ryans
Washington
Turk

Week 11

Collins, Rosenfels
Lynch, Deuce
Steve smith, Braylon Edwards, Marvin Harrison
Shockey
Cribbs
Colts
Jax
Tuck,
Trufant
Barnett

Week 11 Change

Westbrook instead of Ladainian

Roster 1 & 2

qb: Romo Brees
Rb: LJ Williams
WR Colston Boldin Royal

QB: Ben Jake
RB: Brown Turner
WR: Marshall, Johnson, Branch

Week 11 Most Points

Donovan  Cutler

McFadden LaDainian

Roddy White  Kevin Walter T. Ginn

Tony G

D Jones

Chargers Line

Eagles Coach

John Abraham (free agent move - sub in for Kerney on team 4)

Bullock

M Lewis

Most points Week 11

Delhomme
Big Ben
Brown
Williams
Driver
Marshall
Branch
Gates
Panthers
Taylor
Phillips
Ryans
Carolina
Turk

week 10

Rosenfels, Frerotte
Deuce, Thomas Jones
Randy Moss, TJ, Coles
Shockey
Colquitt
Broncos
Saints
Dorsey
Dnasby
Rolle

Week 10

Ryan  Bulger

LDT  Leon Washington

L Fitz  T Ginn  D Jackson

Tony G

D Jones

Chargers Line

Chargers Coach

Jared Allen

Ray Lewis

M Lewis

Roster 1 & 2

QB Brees, Rodgers
RB Williams, Jones-Drew
WR Engram, Colston, Boldin
TE: Gates

QB Jake, Big Ben
RB Brown, Turner
WR: Johnson, LLoyd, B.Marsh

Most Points

Brees, Delhomme
Jones-Drew, Smith
Anquan, Colston, Gonzales
Daniels
Panthers
Kearse
Clements
Morrisson
Carolina
Turk

Team 3

Sub in Brady Quinn for T. Jackson

week 9

Russel, Orton
Edge, Fargas
Coles, Welker, Henry
Kellen Winslow
Colquitt
Broncos
Az coach
Dorsey
Dansby
Mike Brown

Roster 2

Ronnie Brown in for McGahee

Most Points

Philadelphia HC instead of Denver

Roster 1

LJ in for Deangelo
Todd Heap in for Gates

Roster 2

B. Marsh back in for Engram

Week 9

Bulger Garrard

Westbrook  AP

Cooley

K Curtis  Ginn Jr.  Cotchery

Gould

Jags Line

Vikings Coach

Super Mario

Bullock

Champ

Week 9 most points

Schaub, Roethlisberger
Jones-Drew, Forte
Driver, Walker, Marshall
Heap
OLINE: Bengals
Sean Jones
DeMeco Ryans
Ogunlaye
HC Denver
SPT: Frost

Roster 2

RB: McGahee, Turner
WR: Johnson, Galloway, Engram

Roster 1

QB: Brees, Rodgers
RB: Drew, Williams
WR: Colston, Boldin, Williams

Week 8 Most Points

QB: Ben, Schaub
RB: Jones-Drew, McGahee
WR: Johnson, Stallworth, Bruce
TE: Gates
HC: Washington
OLine: Bengals
DL: Taylor
DB: Phillips
LB: Morrison
SPT: Fields

Other IKEM Squads

Ima Ikem
QB	Eli
QB	Garcia
RB	Lewis
RB	S. Young
WR	plaxico
WR	porter
WR	crayton
TE	d.lee
Off. Line	browns
ST	kaeding
DL	vanden bosch
LB	beason
DB	harper
COACH	chargers

I KEM LEGEND
QB	Palmer
QB	Favre
RB	Parker
RB	L. White
WR	ward
WR	bowe
WR	mason
TE	algae
Off. Line	texans
ST	folk
DL	and carter
LB	brackett
DB	bigby
COACH	cowboys

Ikem III - Revolutions
QB	Edwards
QB	Rivers
RB	Addai
RB	Graham
WR	holt
WR	chambers
WR	gaffney
TE	watson
Off. Line	cardinals
ST	vinatieri
DL	trent cole
LB	fletcher
DB	landry
COACH	colts

Live Free or Get IKED
QB	Peyton
QB	Hassleback
RB	Gore
RB	Barber
WR	wayne
WR	jennings
WR	evans
TE	clark
Off. Line	steelers
ST	gotowski
DL	will smith
LB	urlacher
DB	c. harris
COACH	patriots

IKEM (most pts) - wk. 7

Wk. 7

Peyton

Eli

Barber

Lewis

Jennings

Wayne

Evans

Algae

Texans

Vinitieri

And. Carter

Fletcher

Landry

Colts

Week 7

Bulger Flacco
Jacobs Chris Johnson
V. Jackson Santonio K. Walter
Cooley
Andy Lee
Vikings Line
Super Mario
Bullock
Polamalo

Week 7

O'Sullivan, Collins
Steven Jackson, Justin Fargas
Terrel Owens, Steve Smith, Laverneus Coles
Witten
Devin Hester
Saints O-Line
Steelers Coach
Demarcus Ware
Nick Barnett
Marcus Trufant

roster 2

rb brown mcgahee
wr branch , marshall, johnson

roster 1

qb brees, Rodgers
rb jones, drew, williams
wr, colston, williams, royal

week 7 most points

Schaub, Anderson
DeAngelo Williams, McGahee
B.Marsh, Driver, Johnson
Davis
HC Tennessee
Kearse
Harris
Clements
OLINE Washington
Fields

week 6

Frerotte, Pennington
Thomas Jones, Steve Slaton
Braylon Edwards, TJ, Laverneus
Jason Witten
Devin Hester
Saints LINE
Jags coach
Justn Tuck
Patrick WIllis
Mike Brown

Roster 1

Branch back in for colston

Week 6 Most Points

Campbell  Flacco

Jacobs  AP

V. Jackson  Berrian  Cotchery

LJ Smith

Gould

Vikings Line

Vikings Coach

Jared Allen

J. Peterson

Champ

Week 6

Rosters

Roster 1
Deangelo Williams in for LJ
Colston in for Branch

Roster 2
Pickup Engram and in for Galloway

Week 6 most points

Brees, Rodgers
Brown, Jones-Drew
Williams, Bruce, Driver
Daniels
Bengals oline
Ogunlaye
Clements
Harris
Washington
Turk

Week 5

no time for theatrics. General Zod is on vacation.

Griese, Orton
Lynch, Slaton
T.O., Marvin, Steve Smith
Witten
Koenen
Pats
Jags Coach
Demarcus Ware
Karlos Dansby
Antrelle ROlle

Week 5 Most Points

Garrard Campbell
AP Jacobs
A Johnson Fitz Bernard F'n Berrian
Scheffler
A Lee
Cowboys Line
Packers Coach
Peppers
Vrabel
Ed Reed

Update of Rosters

TEAM 1 -

QB: Brees, Romo

RB: LJ, Jones-Drew

WR: Roy, Branch, Royal

TE: Gates

O-LINE: Panthers

DL: Kampman

DB: Clement

HC: Denver

SPT: Lechler
BENCH: Anquan, Colston

TEAM 2 -

QB: Jake, Roethlisberger

RB: Ronnie Brown, Michael Turner

WR: B. Marshall, , Calvin Johnson, Joey G.

TE: Daniels

SPT: Frost

O-Line: Carolina

HC: Tennessee

DL: Kearse

LB: Morrison

DB: Phillips

Bench: Willis McGahee, Brandon LLoyd

TEAM 3 -

QB: D. Anderson, Kurt
RB: Kevin Smith, C. Perry
WR: S. Moss, J. Walker, D. Driver
TE: Vernon
O-Line: Lions
DL: J. Taylor
DB: Sean Jones
LB: D. Harris
HC: Philly
SPT: Turk
Bench:

TEAM 4 -

QB: Kitna, Schaub

RB: Maroney, Forte

WR: Bruce, Stallworth, Gonzales

TE: Lewis

O-Line: Bengals

DL: Ogunlaye

DB: Finnegan

LB: Edwards

HC: Washington

SPT: Fields

Bench: Plackemeier

Overall Bench: Chris Perry, Aaron Rodgers, Damon Huard

Most Points Week 5

Delhomme, Romo
Forte, DeAngelo
Calvin, Isaac Bruce, Deion Branch (pickup)
Owen Daniels
HC: Carolina
OLINE: Carolina
LB: Edwards
CB: Phillips
DL: Kampman
SPT: Fields

Week 4

Most Points Lineup

Garrard  Matt Ryan

Reggie Bush  Ladainian

Vincent Jackson  Kevin Walter  Ocho Cinco

Chris Cooley

Maynard

Chargers Line

Chargers Coach

Peppers

Bullock

Polamalu

General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents...Week 4: R.I.P.

Crank Dat John Rooney



"There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven."

QB:O'Sullivan, Orton
RB: Marshawn Lynch, Sproles
WR:Braylon Edwards, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, Robert Meachem
TE:Kellen Winslow
ST:S. Koch
DL:Glen Dorsey
LB:DJ WIlliams
DB:Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Saints

Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting
“We hold in our hearts the memory of our fallen brothers whose blood stains the very streets we walk today. Also on this night we pay tribute to the leader of our enemies, an honorable man, who crossed over bravely, fighting for what he believed in. To defeat my enemy, I extinguish his life, and consume him as I consume these flames. In honor of Priest Vallon.”

QB: Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints

Gotham City’s Jokers
to Det. Stephens] “Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”

QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, D Sproles
WR: Steve Smith, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona


Omar’s Coming
“You still don't get it, do you? This ain't about your money, bro. Your boy gave you up. That's right. And we ain't had to torture his ass neither!”

QB: J Russel, B. Griese
RB: Slaton, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers

Sir Edward and the Longshanks
“Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead... just as good.”
QB: Rosenfels, Cassel
RB: Edge, Rice
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags

Scores week 3

Heads Up Scores

Ima Ikem 128.84 VS Cherry A139.94
IKEM Legend 155.22 VS Cherry B 149.78
Ikem III: Revolutions 132.26 VS Cherry C 147.6
Live Free or Get IKED 116.32 VS Cherry D 191.08
Bill the Buther's Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 114.43 VS Fuck You, Pay Me176.32
Gotham City's Jokers 140.48 VS Here Comes the Pain 163.38
Omar's Coming186.88 VS Say Hello to my Lil Fren 89.38
Sir Edward and the Longhsanks 123.12 VS Sleeps with the Fishes 127

Most Points standings

IKEM Futbol Club 132.16 - 462.98

General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains 196.7- 498.48

Terror Squad 193.34 - 534.32

Cherry 169.3 - 563.38

Most wins standings

Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 1-2
Gotham City's Jokers 0-3
Omar's Coming 2-1
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 1-2
Ima Ikem 1-2
I KEM LEGEND 2-1
Ikem III: Revolutions 0-3
Live free or get Iked 1-2
Fuck you Pay me 3-0
Here comes the Pain 3-0
Say hello to my lil fren 1-2
Sleeps with the fishes 1-2
Cherry A 1-2
Cherry B 1-2
Cherry C 3-0
Cherry D 3-0

pickup

Add Brandon LLoyd
And Desean jackson

Most Points

QB: Derek Anderson, Kurt Warner
RB: Chris Perry, Jones-Drew
WR: Anquan Boldin, Javon Walker, Isaac Bruce
TE: Daniels
HC: Broncos
Spt: Lechler
OLine: Bengals
DL: Aaron Kampman
LB: Kirk Morrison
DB: Cortland

IKEM - Wk. 3

QB	Ewards
QB	Rivers
RB	Gore
RB	J. Jones
WR	Plaxico
WR	Chambers
WR	Ward
TE	Clark
Off. Line	Cardinals
ST	Gotowski
DL	vanden bosch
LB	urlacher
DB	c. harris
COACH	Patiots

Ima Ikem
QB	Eli
QB	Garcia
RB	J. Jones
RB	S. Young
WR	plaxico
WR	porter
WR	crayton
TE	d.lee
Off. Line	browns
ST	kaeding
DL	vanden bosch
LB	beason
DB	harper
COACH	chargers

I KEM LEGEND
QB	Palmer
QB	Favre
RB	Parker
RB	L. White
WR	ward
WR	bowe
WR	mason
TE	algae
Off. Line	texans
ST	folk
DL	and carter
LB	brackett
DB	bigby
COACH	cowboys

Ikem III - Revolutions
QB	Edwards
QB	Rivers
RB	Addai
RB	Graham
WR	holt
WR	chambers
WR	gaffney
TE	watson
Off. Line	cardinals
ST	vinatieri
DL	trent cole
LB	fletcher
DB	landry
COACH	colts

Ikem III - Revolutions			Live Free or Get IKED
QB	Edwards		QB	Peyton
QB	Rivers		QB	Hassleback
RB	Addai		RB	Gore
RB	Graham		RB	Barber
WR	holt		WR	wayne
WR	chambers		WR	jennings
WR	gaffney		WR	evans
TE	watson		TE	clark
Off. Line	cardinals		Off. Line	steelers
ST	vinatieri		ST	gotowski
DL	trent cole		DL	will smith
LB	fletcher		LB	urlacher
DB	landry		DB	c. harris
COACH	colts		COACH	patriots

Week 3

Pickups: Deshawn Jackson (Sub in for N. Burleson on team 2)

Most Points Lineup

Matt Ryan, Joe Flacco

Jacobs, Chris Johnson

Roddy White, Deshawn Jackson, Vincent Jackson

Schleffer

Jags Line

Holmgren

Kerney

Peterson

M Lewis

R Gould

Put Brandon Fields in on my team (most wins) roster in place of plackemeier

General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains Presents...Week 3: I am Crazy...and you know what else...?

Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs featuring William Cutting

“You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!”

QB: K Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints

Gotham City’s Jokers

“You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other. You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.”

QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, D Sproles
WR: Steve Smith, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona

Omar’s Coming


Omar Little: That wasn't no attempt murder.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: What was it, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all.
[Jury laughs]
Omar Little: Fixed it up so he couldn't sit right.
[Judge chuckles]
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: Why'd you shoot Mike-Mike in his, um, hind parts, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: Let's say we had a disagreement.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: A disagreement over?
Omar Little: Well, you see, Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slingin' and the money he was makin' from slingin' it. I thought otherwise.

QB: J Russel, B. Griese
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers

Sir Edward and the Longshanks

King’s Advisor: An Excellent Idea Sire
Longhshanks: (sharply) Is it?

QB: Frerotte, Cassel
RB: Edge, Rice
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags

Bishop: You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about Steel. I don't give a *fuck* about Raheem, either. I don't give a fuck about myself.



QB: Collins, O’Sullivan
RB: Jackson, Sproles
WR: TJ Housh, Wes Welker, Steve Smith
TE: Miller
ST: Koch
Coach: Jags
O-Line: Broncos
LB: Willis
DL: Tuck
DB: Mike Brown

pickup

Brandon Fields Punter

Week 2 scores

Heads up scores

Fuck You Pay me 153.84 vs Bill the Butcher's Five Burroughs featuring William Cutting 130.5

Here Comes the Pain 190 Vs Gotham City's Jokers 149.52

Say Hello to my lil fren 123.84 vs Omar's Coming 123.35

Sleeps with the Fishes 95.94 vs Sir Edward and the Longshanks 134.12

Ima Ikem 98.4 Vs Cherry A 71.42

I Kem Legend 104.9 Vs Cherry B 185.32

Ikem III: Revolutions 161.78 Vs Cherry C 174.34

Live free or Get IKED 175.5 Vs Cherry D 211.72

Most Points standings

IKEM Futbol Club 149.12 - 330.82

General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains 132.94 - 301.78

Terror Squad 196.22 - 340.98

Cherry 141.74 - 394.08

Most wins standings

Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 1-1
Gotham City's Jokers 0-2
Omar's Coming 1-1
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 1-1
Ima Ikem 1-1
I KEM LEGEND 1-1
Ikem III: Revolutions 0-2
Live free or get Iked 1-1
Fuck you Pay me 2-0
Here comes the Pain 2-0
Say hello to my lil fren 1-1
Sleeps with the fishes 0-2
Cherry A 0-2
Cherry B 1-1
Cherry C 2-0
Cherry D 2-0

pickup

I'll take Gus Frerotte and Darren Sproles

I'll Make Him An Offer He Can't Refuse

QB: Kitna, Warner
RB: LJ, Michael Turner
WR: B. Marshall, Anquan, Calvin Johnson
TE: Marcedes Lewis
SPT: lechler
O-Line: Detroit
HC: Titans
DL: Kearse
LB: Donnie Edwards
DB: Nate Clements

Cherry's most points team

Campbell, Cutler
Jacobs, A Pete
Santonio, Berrian, Ocho Cinco
LJ Smith
Vikings
Andy lee
Seahawks
Peppers
Peterson
Polamalu

Ikem: Wk. 2

Forgive the rushed look of this week's line-up:
(ass-bustin' is my primary concern - pause)

IKEM (Most Points)

QB	Palmer
QB	Hassleback
RB	Parker
RB	j. jones, sea
WR	jennings
WR	Ward
WR	bowe
TE	clark
Off. Line	Steelers
ST	folk
DL	and carter
LB	brackett
DB	c. harris
COACH	patriots

Ima Ikem (team 1)

QB	Eli
QB	Garcia
RB	Lewis
RB	J. Jones
WR	plaxico
WR	porter
WR	crayton
TE	d.lee
Off. Line	browns
ST	kaeding
DL	vanden bosch
LB	beason
DB	harper
COACH	chargers

I KEM LEGEND!!! (team 2)

QB	Palmer
QB	Favre
RB	Parker
RB	L. White
WR	ward
WR	bowe
WR	bry. Johnson
TE	algae
Off. Line	texans
ST	folk
DL	and carter
LB	brackett
DB	bigby
COACH	cowboys

Ikem Revolutions (team 3)

QB	trent edwards
QB	Rivers
RB	Addai
RB	Graham
WR	holt
WR	chambers
WR	gaffney
TE	watson
Off. Line	cardinals
ST	vinatieri
DL	trent cole
LB	fletcher
DB	landry
COACH	colts

Live Free or GET IKED (team 4)

QB	Peyton
QB	Hassleback
RB	Gore
RB	Barber
WR	wayne
WR	jennings
WR	evans
TE	clark
Off. Line	steelers
ST	gotowski
DL	will smith
LB	urlacher
DB	c. harris
COACH	patriots

General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents...Week 2: Life's too precious

Crank Dat Mitch Leary

"What did happen to you that day? Only one agent reacted to the gunfire, and you were closer to Kennedy than he was. You must have looked up at the window of the Texas Book Depository, but you didn't react. Late at night, when the demons come, do you see the rifle coming out of that window, or do you see Kennedy's head being blown apart? If you'd reacted to that first shot, could you have gotten there in time to stop the big bullet? And if you had - that could've been your head being blown apart. Do you wish you'd succeeded, Frank? Or is life too precious?"





QB: Jamarcus Russel, Brian Griese
RB: Ryan Grant, EDGERRIN JAMES
WR: Marvin Harrison, David Patten, MUSHIN
TE: Heath
ST: Koenen
O-Line: PATRIOTS
DL: Justin Tuck
LB: Nick Barnett
DB: Bob Sanders
Coaching Staff: ARIZONA

General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents...Week 2: Life's too precious

Bill the Butcher's Five Burroughs featuring William Cutting



"He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering."

QB: K Collins, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints

No Time

I've got some thoughts about team names, but don't have time to provide a decent post right now.

So, anyway, for now, here are my 4 squads:

Team A

Flacco

Ryan

Chris Johnson

McFadden

Kevin Curtis

Ted Ginn

Kevin Walter

Cooley

Robbie Gould

Jaguars Line

Seahawks Coach

Jared Allen

Mike Vrabel

M. Lewis

Team B

Bulger

Campbell

Jacobs

R. Bush

L Fitz

Burleson

V Jackson

LJ Smith

Brad Maynard

Vikings Line

Chargers Coach

Peppers

Ray Lewis

Polamalu

Team C

McNabb

Tavaris Jackson

AP

Westbrook

A. Johnson

Santonio

Roddy White

Tony G

A. Lee

Cowboys LIne

Iggles Coach

Mario Williams

J. Peterson

Ed Reed

Team 4

Cutler

Garrard

LDT

Portis

Ocho Cinco

Berrian

Cotchery

T. Schleffler

D. Jones

Chargers Line

Vikings Coach

Kerney

Bullock

Champ

Most Points roster will follow later

General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents...Week 2: Life's too precious

Gotham City Jokers



"See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. I'm a man of my word."

QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, J Stewart
WR: Devin Hester, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona

General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presemts...Week 2: Life's too precious

Omar's Coming "Man you Lying to Live."



QB: J Russel, Brian Griese
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers

WEEK 2: "Forget About It"

QB:Warner, Big Ben
RB: LJ, Forte
WR: S.Moss, Royal(pickup), Joey G.
TE: Heap
SPT: Lechler
O-Line: Eagles
HC: Titans
DL: Kampman
LB: Harris
DB: Clements

~ Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.~ Donnie Brasco

General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains presents....Week 2: Life's too Precious

Sir Edward and the Longshanks


King's Advisor: Milord, the princess might be taken hostage or her life be put in jeopardy.

Longshanks: Oh, my son would be most distressed by that. Uh, but in truth, if she were to be killed, we would soon find the king of France a useful ally against the Scots. You see, as king, you must find the good in any situation.

QB: Rosenfels, Cassel
RB: Edge, Fargas
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags

Scores

Game 1

Ima Ikem 118.88 Vs Bill the Butcher's Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 164.84

Game 2

I Kem Legend! 155.7 Vs Gotham City's Jokers 104.96

Game 3

Ikem III: Revolutions 101.92 Vs Omar's Coming 158.46

Game 4

Live Free or get IKED 212.48 Vs Sir Edward and the Longshanks 115.8

Game 5

Fuck You Pay me 196.28 Vs Cherry a 68.56

Game 6

Here Come the Pain 197.7 Vs Cherry b 169.94

Game 7

Say Hello to my lil frien 126.94 Vs. Cherry C 241.7

Game 8

Sleeps with the Fishes 123.86 Vs Cherry D 145.58




Most points standings


Cherry 252.34
Ikem Futbol Club 181.7
General Zod and the League of Extraordinary Villains 168.84
Terror Squad 144.76

Most Wins standings

Bill the Butchers Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting 1-0
Gotham City's Jokers 0-1
Omar's Coming 1-0
Sir Edward and the Longshanks 0-1
Ima Ikem 0-1
I KEM LEGEND 1-0
Ikem III: Revolutions 0-1
Live free or get Iked 1-0
Fuck you Pay me 1-0
Here comes the Pain 1-0
Say hello to my lil fren 0-1
Sleeps with the fishes 0-1
Cherry A 0-1
Cherry B 0-1
Cherry C 1-0
Cherry D 1-0

totals

feel free to check and offer any discreprancies


Mark
QB brady 3.04
QB peyton 16.28
QB palmer 3.46
QB hassleback 11.6
QB eli 12.54
QB Garcia 12.94
QB favre 17.96
QB Rivers 26.58

RB addai 5.7
RB barber 25.1
RB gore 25.1
RB lewis 8.6
RB graham 14.8
RB parker 31.8
RB l. white 10
RB s. young 9.6

WR wayne 24.6
WR holt 1.9
WR plaxico 23.3
WR Jennings 14.1
WR h. ward 25.6
WR bowe 15.9
WR mason 8.4
WR Lee Evans 14.2
WR J. Porter 0
WR P. Crayton 14.2
WR Bryant Johnson 7.8
WR Jabar Gafney 0

TE clark 1.8
TE Alge Crumpler 1.4
TE Donald Lee 4
TE Ben Watson 0

ST Gostkowski 8.7
ST N Folk 4
ST Vinatieri 14.3
ST Kaeding 8.7
Off. Line cardinals 24.7
Off. Line browns 12
Off. Line Steelers 36
Off. Line Texans 5.68

COACH patriots 9
COACH colts -27
COACH chargers -9
COACH cowboys 12

DL Trent Cole (eagles) 2
DL Andre Carter 4.5
DL Vanden Bosch 10
DL Will Smith 3

LB Urlacher 8
LB Fletcher 17
LB bracket 7
LB Beason 7

DB Laron Landry 7.5
DB Roman Harper 5
DB Chris Harris 15
DB Atari Bigby 8

Bench: Trent Edwards 14.5 , Chris Chambers 11.4 , Julius Jones 8.2 , Bad A Pete 0



Gian

QB V. Young 6.8
QB Pennington 20.04
QB JT O’sullivan 1.9
QB J Russell 17.9
QB Orton 7
QB Leinart 0
QB T. Smith 0
QB Sage Rosenfels 0

RB Stephen Jackson 10.4
RB Marshwan Lynch 18.4
RB Ryan Grant 9.2
RB Ricky Williams 7.9
RB Edgerrin James 10
RB Thomas Jones 19.3
RB Deuce 0
RB Fargas 12.9
WR Randy Moss 21.6
WR Terrel Owens 19.7
WR Steve Smith 0
WR Braylon Edwards 3.4
WR TJ Houshmanzadeh 7.4
WR Marvin Harrison 13.6
WR Wes Welker 9.1
WR Laverneus Coles 1.5
WR Robert Meachem 0
WR Chris Henry 0
WR D Patten 10.9
WR Mushin 11.6

TE Witten 15.6
TE Kellen Winslow 15.7
TE Shockey 11.4
TE Heath Miller 5.6

ST Devin Hester
ST Joshua Cribbs 0
ST Koenen 11.5
ST Colquitt 23.7

Off. Line Patriots 19.6
Off. Line Colts 12.86
Off. Line Saints 28.76
Off. Line Broncos 49

COACH Saints 2
COACH Steelers 22
COACH Arizona 11
COACH Jax -18

DL Demarcus Ware 13
DL Dwight Freeny 5
DL Justin Tuck 7
DL Glen Dorsey 0

LB Nick Barnett 8
LB Patrick Willis 5
LB Karlos Dansby 7
LB DJ Williams 10

DB Bob Sanders 9
DB Marcus Trufant 5
DB Mike Brown 3
DB A Rolle 1

Bench: S Koch 23, S Slaton 7.9 R. Rice 9.3 , J Stewart 5.3


Cook

QB Romo 16.7
QB Brees 29.52
QB Big Ben 17.18
QB D. Anderson 12.96
QB Kitna 20.48
QB Warner 13.48
QB Delhomme 15.88
QB Schaub 14.48


RB LJ 9.6
RB Jones Drew 9
RB Kevin Smith 18
RB Maroney 5.1
RB Willis 0
RB Matt Forte 23.1
RB Michael Turner 35.6
RB De’Angelo Williams 10


WR Colston 5.6
WR Boldin 16.2
WR Roy Williams 13.7
WR B. Marshall 0
WR Joey Galloway 11.6
WR Calvin Johnson 17.7
WR A Gonzales 9.8
WR Stallworth 0
WR Isaac Bruce 0
WR Javon Walker 0
WR D Driver 7.8
WR Santana Moss 14.7


TE Gates 16.1
TE O Daniels 3.3
TE V Davis 8.1
TE M. Lewis 5.9


ST Plackemeir 33
ST Shane Lechler 19.1
ST Frost 22
ST Turk (hou) 15.6


Off. Line Panther 22.76
Off. Line Detroit 19.1
Off. Line Bengals 5
Off. Line Eagles 46.44


COACH Carolina 1
COACH Redskins -21
COACH Broncos 29
COACH Titans 7


DL Jason Taylor 2
DL Aaron Kampman 8
DL Javon Kearse 2
DL Ogunleye 11


LB Demeaco Ryans 12
LB Donnie Edwards 2
LB d harris 5
LB Kirk Morrison 5


DB Nate Clement 1
DB J Phillips 4
DB Sean Jones 6
DB Cortland Finnegan 15

Bench: Chris Perry 3.2 , Aaron Rodgers 22.62 , Ronnie Brown 8.1 , Brodie Croyle 3.52


Brandon

QB Garrard 8.8
QB Bulger 6.32
QB Mcnabb 32.74
QB Cutler 24.86
QB J Campbell 11.32
QB T Jackson 17.62
QB Joey Flacco 14.86
QB Matt Ryan 12.24


RB A Pete 18.4
RB Ladanian 14.2
RB Westbrook 23.2
RB R. Bush 30.2
RB Portis 8.4
RB Dmac 6.7
RB Jacobs 13.4
RB Chester Taylor 7


WR Roddy White 7.4
WR Burleson 17
WR Ted Ginn 3.9
WR Cotchery 17
WR Santonio 3.9
WR Andre Johnson 21.2
WR Fitzgerald 12.1
WR Ocho Cinco 3.2
WR Bernard Berrian 6.8
WR Kevin Curtis 0
WR Kevin Walter 13.1
WR V Jackson 13.7


TE Tony G 11.5
TE Cooley 1.7
TE LJ Smith 14.9
TE T Scheffler 8.2


ST Andy Lee 7
ST Robbie Gould 15.6
ST Brad Maynard 17
ST Donnie Jones 38.8


Off. Line Jaguars -6.24
Off. Line Vikings 22
Off. Line Chargers 26.32
Off. Line Cowboys 35.74


COACH Vikings -19
COACH Green Bay -2
COACH Seattle -34
COACH Eagles 36


DL Mario Williams 17
DL Patrick Kearney 5
DL Jared Allen 0
DL J Peppers 1


LB Julian Peterson 8
LB Ray Lew 5
LB Vrabel 12
LB K. Bulluck 2


DB Polamalu 8
DB Champ 1
DB Ed Reed 2
DB Michael Lewis 7

Bench: Chris Johnson 21. 7, Rudi Johnson 0 , Leon Washington 4.6 , Brady Quinn 0

League Updates

Cook subs out Willis for DeAngelo and picks up Washington's punter. Gian subs in Ray Rice for Justin Fargas on mini roster.

Full scheduele to be realeased later. This week Mark and Gian will go head to head (pause) and Brandon V Cook. Teams will play teams listed in order so whatever Mark's first team listed will play Gian's first team listed on down the line. BBrandon has not had a chance to put his lineup together for mini rosters so his player's will be placed in order of draft position for this week only, but are subject to change.

Brandon's starters

Flacco
Mcnabb

Westbrook
Bush

White
Burleson

Scheffler

Cowboys

Brad Maynard

Eagles

Vrabel

Mario

Champ

Sleeps With The Fishes

QB: Kitna, Schaub
RB: Maroney, Forte
WR: Bruce, Stallworth, Gonzales
TE: Lewis
O-Line: Bengals
DL: Ogunlaye
DB: Finnegan
LB: Edwards
HC: Washington
SPT: Plackemeier

"Say Hello To My Little Friend"

QB: D. Anderson, Kurt
RB: Kevin Smith, C. Perry
WR: S. Moss, J. Walker, D. Driver
TE: Vernon
O-Line: Lions
DL: J. Taylor
DB: Sean Jones
LB: D. Harris
HC: Philly
SPT: Turk

"YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH"

"HERE COME THE PAIN"

QB: Big Ben, Jake "The Snake"
RB: Michael "The Burner) Turner, Willis "The Gimp" McGahee
WR: Brandon "Baby T.O." Marshall, Calvin "Megatron" Johnson, Joey G.
TE: "Ain't No Owe" (n) Daniels
O-LINE: Philadelphia Crime Mob
DL: Javon "I Don't Kearse"
DB: Jermaine "The Screwdriver" Phillips
LB: "Mirky" Kirk Morrison
HC: Jeff "The Fisherman" Fisher - Tennessee
SPT: D "Ice Pick" Frost

"FUCK YOU, PAY ME"

QB: Brees, Romo
RB: LJ, Jones-Drew
WR: Roy, Anquan, Colston
TE: Gates
O-LINE: Panthers
DL: Kampman
DB: Clement
HC: Denver
SPT: Lechler

"CRIME DON'T PAY"

WEEK 1: TERROR SQUAD

QB: Kitna, Warner
RB: Turner, Smith
WR: S. Moss, A. Boldin, R. Williams
TE: Heap
O-LINE: Detroit
DL: A. Kampman
DB: Clement
LB: Harris
HC: Washington
SPT: Lechler

Pickup of Fortune

I would like to buy a todd heap please.
Can I solve?
Championship!!!

Damn

Is Mark the only other person who likes his team? I guess he's a little misguided but c'mon guys. Take some pride in your Fantasy Football.

You know you're off to a bad start when....

Your starting DB gets trucked in front of the whole world, on opening night, by Brandon Jacobs. I guess in the grand scheme of thngs he probably still got the point for the tackle, but it can't do much for IKEM team morale watching Leron Landry get the fuck IKED out of him.

Ikem - Wk 1: Most Pts Squad

Most Points
QB	Brady
QB	Favre
RB	Gore
RB	Barber
WR	Holt
WR	Ward
WR	Jennings
TE	Watson
Off. Line	Cardinals
ST	Gotowski
DL	Cole
LB	Fletcher
DB	Landry
COACH	Patiots

Ikem Futbol Club (4 teams) - Marc

Team #1

Ima Ikem
QB	Eli
QB	Garcia
RB	Lewis
RB	S. Young
WR	plaxico
WR	porter
WR	crayton
TE	d.lee
Off. Line	browns
ST	kaeding
DL	vanden bosch
LB	beason
DB	harper
COACH	chargers

Team #2

I KEM LEGEND
QB	Palmer
QB	Favre
RB	Parker
RB	L. White
WR	ward
WR	bowe
WR	mason
TE	algae
Off. Line	texans
ST	folk
DL	and carter
LB	brackett
DB	bigby
COACH	cowboys

Team #3

Ikem III - Revolutions
QB	Brady
QB	Rivers
RB	Addai
RB	Graham
WR	holt
WR	chambers
WR	gaffney
TE	watson
Off. Line	cardinals
ST	vinatieri
DL	trent cole
LB	fletcher
DB	landry
COACH	colts

Team #4

Live Free or Get IKED
QB	Peyton
QB	Hassleback
RB	Gore
RB	Barber
WR	wayne
WR	jennings
WR	evans
TE	clark
Off. Line	steelers
ST	gotowski
DL	will smith
LB	urlacher
DB	c. harris
COACH	patriots

Week 1 Rosters

The League of Extraordinary Villains



Week 1 Crank Dat John Herod:Gettin dat Money
John Herod: All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven't got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies! (shoots gunfighter.) Your gunfighter's dead. Old news.

QB: PENNINGTON, V. YOUNG
RB: STEPHEN JACKSON, EDGERRIN JAMES
WR: TERREL OWENS, RANDY MOSS, MUSHIN
TE: SHOCKEY
ST: D COLQUITT
O-Line: PATRIOTS
DL: DWIGHT FREENEY
LB: KARLOS DANSBY
DB: ANTRELLE ROLLE
Coaching Staff: ARIZONA

Bill the Butcher’s Five Burroughs Featuring William Cutting


[as a man is about to be hung]
Bill: That's a fine locket. I'll give you a dollar for it.
Arthur: It was me mother's...
Bill: Dollar and a half?

QB: V Young, Pennington
RB: Stephen Jackson, Ryan Grant
WR: Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Marvin Harrison
TE: Shockey
ST: M Koenen
O-Line: Patriots
DL: Demarcus Ware
LB: P. Willis
DB: A Rolle
Coach: Saints

Gotham City’s Jokers

“And...here… we...go!”

QB: JT O’Sullivan, Orton
RB: Lynch, Deuce
WR: Devin Hester, Braylon Edwards, Wes Welker
TE: Witten
ST: Joshua Cribbs
O-line: Colts
DL: Dwight Freeney
LB: DJ Williams
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Arizona

Omar’s Coming


State's Atty. Ilene Nathan: Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for eight or nine years and live to tell about it?
Omar: Day at a time I suppose?

QB: J Russel, T. Smith
RB: Ricky Williams, Thomas Jones
WR: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Laverneus Coles, Robert Meachem
TE: Kellen
O-Line: Saints
St: S. Koch
DL Freeney
LB: Dansby
DB: Bob Sanders
Coach: Steelers

Sir Edward and the Longshanks


“Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing”

QB: Rosenfels, Leinart
RB: Edge, Fargas
WR: D Patten, Mushin, Chris Henry
TE: Heath Miller
ST D. Colquitt
DL: Dorsey
LB: Barnett
DB: Marcus Trufant
O-Line: Broncos
Coach: Jags